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noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)
commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure
by you_know_me_613 March 07, 2010
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