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2.
The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
by c gizzel April 24, 2007
 
1.
Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres
"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."
by Rachel Horowitz April 21, 2007