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A black zombie sheep from Kansas City who surreptitiously competes in the sport of cunnilingus and sometimes falls prey to slimy dinner proposals.

She saw him approaching from across the meatpacking warehouse and instantly smelled a lingbie. The lines he threw would have never picked up a real lady, but the way he put her down...well, that was his saving grace.
by sonother April 12, 2009