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Linodthen 

A person who spreads love regardless what other people would say. He makes a lot of mistakes with or without knowing. He is extremely good looking and he knows how to make his loved ones feel special. He gets angry very fast and he takes a very long time to understand a person. He can make anyone's day brighter. He can fill a persons life full of light and joy. If you have experienced the love and care he gives you, it's almost impossible to not crave for it. He doesn't realise a lot of things and it takes a while for him to do so. A person who is beyond cute. Finally, the world's greatest friend a girl could ever have.
Linodthen is my better half.
Linodthen by kashanthen262811 February 19, 2019

Great Linford Manor 

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.
The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor
Great Linford Manor by AFCW April 17, 2004

Linford Christie 

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep
Linford Christie by Frankel May 21, 2013
a lifodep is the opposite of a pedophile.

it can be perceived as someone taking sexual, financial advantage of a considerately older person.
My friend wants to make a fortune by marrying rich old men, (s)he is a lifodep.
lifodep by amateur lifodep December 15, 2010

linford christie 

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.
My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.
linford christie by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.
1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.
Linford Coote by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005