| 29. | N.A.Z.I. | ||
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National Allied Zombie Initiative, or N.A.Z.I. is an organization which adheres to the principles of soulless eating husks of decaying flesh. The organization utilizes neo-modernistic views, employs very generous brain charities and donates to body preservation techniques being developed as of now. N.A.Z.I.'s latest attempt at recognition is the new line of fast food restaurants aptly named "MEATWAY", the slogan? "Eat Flesh". Figures. N.A.Z.I. is like P.E.D.A. accept they eat animals and people.
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| 30. | pikey | ||
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a pikey is a person who travels around living in a caravan otherwise called a gypsie. They are smelly bastards who stop on land owned by other people. They slowly rome around like a disease ruining whatever land, the dirty cretins, decide to stop on. They scrounge of the system and dont pay taxes. When living illegaly on the land they chuck rubbish around, have fires, leave shit and make it, as much as they possibly can, look like the beginnings of a land fill. They can often be seen, with their imbred family, having a carvery or a chinese buffet but only at the cheapest places if you feel like going on a pikey hunt. You can pick them out by the loud grunts and the half english half irish twang they have going on that is pretty hard to understand. They are usually the ones who are also decerating the floor with their food, my only guess is that, because they can be dirty animals when they are at 'home' they dont feel that when they are in civilized company they have to change. If you see some chinese people on there knees scooping up piles of food, you know the area has just been visited by a pikey. To sum up a pikey is an unpleasant creature, which have no morals or self respect. pikey 'wanna buy some pegs?'
yes this pikey has stole someones clothe line pegs and is trying to sell them to passes by. |
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| 31. | Squinkie | ||
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A squishy character, sometimes used as a pencil topper but often used as a fun toy that fits in your pocket. Usually my child has trouble waiting in long lines, but today she pulled out a few squinkies from her pocket and played until the line ended.
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| 32. | Drumline | ||
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A group of wild animals that often attack innocent colorguard girls during a marching band show. My friend was attacked by the drumline during practice today. She says they were on all sides and she couldn't get to her drill spot.
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| 33. | Evolution | ||
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1. The gradual change in a SPECIFIC POPULATION'S genes over time that has been bastardized into a sad pseudo religion that preys on man's natural narcissism and leads him to believe that he is the best thing in the universe and nothing is better than him. 2. A magical transformation of a creature into another creature that has never been proven, replicated, or witnessed in the history of science. 3. The scientific community's sad attempt at theology wherein a worldview is created solely upon how some animals look similar to others. 4. A cop out in the "where did we come from debate" wherein an individual does not have to think for themselves but can repeat what they hear on TV in one easy to say word. 5. A "scientific" term wherein the entire scientific process is thrown out the window and is replaced with: 1. observation 2. theory 3. skip the rest of the steps and run with it because we can't admit that we have no effing clue. 6. A worldview that if followed to its natural conclusion suggests that the it is my duty as a responsible human to kill every retarded, poor, ugly, handicapped, or weak person in order to enhance our gene pool and better future generations. Person 1: "So have you ever really sat down and considered the diversity of life and sat in awe of it's magnificent cohesion and wondered how it all fits together and why it works the way it does? more...
Person 2: "It all just evolved." Person 1: "So... everything just decided to work perfectly together without any guiding force or stimuli?" Person 2: "Yes." Person 1: "That sounds a little... convenient." Person 2: "Well you see the stuff that was weak or didn't work can't be around cause it dies off." Person 1: "Then why, as the pinnacle of evolution, do we value the moral path and pursue the defense of the weak and unfortunate at what many times results in the expense of the superior? How is this globally held moral law at all beneficial to us in an evolutionary sense?" Person 2: "... um things change. Evolution." Person 1: "Oh I believe a population's genes may change over time but it seems silly to expand the idea to explain the genesis of all creation without any scientific process being applied." Person 2: "EVOLUTION." Person 1: "...you never answered any of my questions..." Person 2: "EVOLUTION!!! Person 1: "It's sad when people lose the ability to form their own opinions even if that means not knowing something. I freely admit to not knowing where life came from but I refuse to step in in line with the societal norm for the sake of comfort. |
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| 34. | pederskin | ||
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a huge slut loves the cock sleeps with everyone and anything (animals arnt out of the question) always up for new sexual positions that pederskin was such a crazy girl last night.
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| 35. | Chumanji | ||
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Means wild, crazy, or over the top, particularly used to describe a wild or intoxicated individual; also used to describe a non intoxicated person who is particularly wild or crazy - in reference to Robin Williams Character when he comes out from the game In a reference to the Robin Williams movie Jumanji. Chu is referenced as to the word you as in the urban slang using the ch- to replace the you (u) sound in sentences (Chu-crazy; Chu alright?) Referenced as choo on urban dictionary (replaced the -oo with the -u for the purpose of the movie reference; therefore Chu-Manji is an urban slang version of jumanji the game from the movie. This term shows particular reference to the jungle scene in the movie where the animals stampede out of the house. You went Chumanji on us!
You rolled the dice last night, and went Chumanji Chumanji! (in reference to the movie's classic line) |
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