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A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole. Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!
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No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory! Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell" Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!" |
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big old turds, so solid you could stack them.
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A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs
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When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'. CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log." CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy." |
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A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi. Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"
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Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape. I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?
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Large turd that emerges after constipation. I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.
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