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limbless 

Alternative term for penis. A penis has no arms or legs, just a head, therefore it is limbless
Shananana was scared when I whipped out my huge limbless!
limbless by Limblessless September 14, 2008
a person with nipples (preferably a girl) with lickable nipples.

noun: she has lipples
jessica was eating some porkchop sandwiches when Aaron discovered that she has lipples.
lipples by thegurtmeister2 April 20, 2010

Limplement 

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;
When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.
Limplement by Jenny White February 7, 2008
a facial malady (i.e. pimple) arising on either the upper or bottom lip that still retains the puss filled, bloody, red buldging essence of a skin embedded pimple
Ben will not kiss Jill because she has a horrific limple.
Limple by Pam December 14, 2003
pimple on the lip. not a cold sore!
(limple.com)
Eric has a fresh limple!
limple by limplelover33 July 17, 2009
A rather large and highly unpleasant pimple that takes up residence on the lip and or lip area. Characterized by the bulbousness and blatantness of the throbbing whitehead.
Girl 1: Is my makeup okay?
Girl 2: Your eyes look fine, but no amount of foundation can cover that category three limple on your face.
limple by Emo Panda-kun November 21, 2009