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1. LDA
Acronymn for Limp Dick Arms. Popularized on the internet by a parody of Tankmen on Newgrounds, TANKMEN THREE!!! You can view this cartoon by going to newgrounds, and searching that name. This usually describes people that have floppy arms. Can also describe a motion you make with your arms, when you flail them wildly like they are made out of jelly.
Sui: So anyways Parker, I was feeling odd last night, and decided to slap Fundy with my LDA's!

Parker: LAWL!
2. Marc
A big ass boy who acts like a little bitch. He likes to throw temper tantrums and act like a giant baby when he doesnt get what he wants. Maybe his gf would hang out with him more if he didnt act like such a limp dick.
hey can u move over so im not stepping in a pile of fire ants?

Marc: mehhh let me fold my arms, huff and act like a baby
3. daniel
A combination of He-Man and Swamp Monster. Is stupid as limp dick and is known to consume steroids. Is insecure about his looks and tends to scream like a woman, though when speaking around other girls, he temporarily takes on a unaturally low tone of voice. His buffness and moobs increase in size in a parallel manner. When crossing his arms over his chest, a deep, stone-hard bosom is produced, imitating the look of J. Lo's ass. Can be seen receiving facial dermabrasion and eyebrow-defining treatment.

Continuously spreads cocoa butter on his skin to avoid the formation of stretchlines due to the unnatural increase of a plastic muscle.
I'm Daniel and I continuously spread cocoa butter on my skin to avoid the formation of stretchlines due to the unnatural increase of plastic muscle.
4. squawking eagle
An activity involving 5 men and a single female, one men lies on a bench face up, and the female (also face up) lies on top, inserting his cock in her ass. She then spreads her legs and a second gentlemen enters, inserting his member into her pussy. now 2 of the remaining gentlemen approach the lady from either side standing facing her, at about shoulder level. but at a sufficient that she must extend her arms out to reach the base of their cocks, she then begins to jack these two men off. Finally the last man enters, sticking his dick into her mouth from the top of her head, such that the dick goes down the throat and the balls knock her nose as he fucks her throat. She performs all these actions in unison, jacking the guys as though flapping wings and rocking her hips as though adjusting her flight path and squawking from the discomfort of the rigorous deep-throating she receives, thus taking teh appearance of a squawking eagle.
your mum got a squawking eagle from fives guys last night and now she walks with a limp, and has lost the ability to swallow solids.
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