Statute of Limitations 

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.

"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

Statute of Limitations by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013

Statue of Limitations 

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

Statue of Limitations by QuacksO July 12, 2018

statute of limitations 

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

statute of limitations by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016

STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS 

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries

According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!

STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS by Androlian February 6, 2014

Shadow of limitations 

Only you know.

To realize your purpose you need to transform the shadow of limitations.

Shadow of limitations by Vinlio May 17, 2021

Music Without Limitations

NCS (NoCopyrightSounds)
Goofy af 2015 youtuber music

*low quality NCS:Music Without Limitations song* hello guys how's it going today I'm going to teach you how to play minecraft in a singleplayer world, so all you do is to create a world, that's it

Music Without Limitations by John17TheWords April 30, 2023

Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016