a retarded asshole who accidentally shot himself in the chest when he was 12 (what a dumbass). claims that he is the greatest rapper alive and got everyone to believe him, but in reality hes killing hip hop and he doesnt even know it. other than drop the world, all he talks about is sex and women and money. he brags in every song and they all contain a line that goes something like, "I________ like ________." that isnt original. all of his fans consist of elementary/middle school kids who only listen to tabloids and whatever the news tells them. the retard raps with autotune, which is stupid, and he thinks that he can combine rap and rock, which can only sound pleasing to the ear if combined correctly. lil wayne cant do that. also, in order to be a rapper, you have to take your music seriously. u can also occasionally rap about sex and money and partying, but you still have to take your music seriously. lil wayne does not do that.
lil wayne sucks ass heres an example of his overused punchline: "Shawty says 'I lick her like a lollipop.'"
by ag1997 September 13, 2010
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best rapper alive? best crapper alive, more like.

that was a terrible rhyme, but for comparison, it was better than any of lil wayne's.

he used the legendary 'baby picture' cover, only used before by rap legends nas (illmatic) and the notorious big (ready to die). this is a display of unbelievable arrogance.

plus, he has lost the original message of hip hop. grandmaster flash, run DMC, these guys were talking about life in the ghetto, the oppression of blacks today. lil wayne is spewing raps about money and cars and now every 8 year old is more concerned about getting a ferrari and some 'hot hoes' than learning the history of their race.
who's this new kid on tha block- lil wayne?
man, give up- in 10 years, no one will remember your reign
in 10 years, everyone will be laughing at your name
you suck so bad at rap, please abstain
bringing legends like pac and biggie shame

you think you're the best alive?
how many good entries abuot you on urban dictionary- not even five!

that alone is better than the whole tha carter iii, and i wrote that in about 5 minutes.
by mitchill May 5, 2009
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The reason why music is getting worse and worse. Consistently using the same lyrics and trying to act gangster. Biggest piece of shit i've ever seen.
People like Lil wayne need to be shitted on, burned and get their ear licked by a child with autism.
by SacredXXXXXXXXxxxx November 6, 2008
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The ugliest dumb ass in the world who drinks cough syrup like water that needs to die or face reality and finally go to jail and get raped in the ass, the mouth, the ear, and hopefully that kills him.
lil wayne needs to die
by needs todie March 11, 2010
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The least consistent rapper alive! Dude has great lyrics like, " I have no brain I am retarded!" "I'm so high I could eat a star!" "This is lil weezy, they cannot see me, they are like stevie!" Great stuff right? Dude is only sellin well cause people like someone that has the lyrical flow of a rock. Papoose would murder him.
"Yo LIL WAYNE IS SO GOOD MAD PROPS YO!!"-seven year old prebuisant boy
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me
by brealorgetthefuckout November 2, 2007
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an rapper who can't sing to save his life and wheezes constantly. his lyrics make no sense and all of his songs are dedicated to his 3 favorite things in the world- pussy, money and weed. regardless, teenagers love his music and treat him like a hero.
lil wayne: "Roll like sushi, im tryin to dip my celery
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
by homicidal waffle iron January 3, 2010
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A rapper who sucks.. Period.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".

Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Person 1: Aye man! Lil Wayne is the illest rapper ever!
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
by belladoux April 26, 2008
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