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a retarded asshole who accidentally shot himself in the chest when he was 12 (what a dumbass). claims that he is the greatest rapper alive and got everyone to believe him, but in reality hes killing hip hop and he doesnt even know it. other than drop the world, all he talks about is sex and women and money. he brags in every song and they all contain a line that goes something like, "I________ like ________." that isnt original. all of his fans consist of elementary/middle school kids who only listen to tabloids and whatever the news tells them. the retard raps with autotune, which is stupid, and he thinks that he can combine rap and rock, which can only sound pleasing to the ear if combined correctly. lil wayne cant do that. also, in order to be a rapper, you have to take your music seriously. u can also occasionally rap about sex and money and partying, but you still have to take your music seriously. lil wayne does not do that.
lil wayne sucks ass heres an example of his overused punchline: "Shawty says 'I lick her like a lollipop.'"
by ag1997 September 13, 2010
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Known for his lacklusture flow, nursery rhymes and confusing similies with metaphors and punchlines. Labelled himself as "The Best Rapper Alive" prior to admitting that he "Couldn't fuck with em", referring to fellow rapper Eminem, thus contradicting his statement. Has yet to emerge victorious from a hip hop feud, e.g. Jay Z, whom Wayne took several shots at, before being destroyed in one subliminal verse by Jay on TI's 'Watch What You Say To Me'. Wayne is rightly acknowledge by those educated in the art/culture of Hip Hop as being one of the main villains behind Hip Hop's downfall. His sexuality has also come into question, this following him passionately kissing his "Daddy" Bryan "Baby" Williams on the lips.
Lil Wayne's nonsensical verse on Kanye's West's Barry Bonds:

Yeah, I'm so bright not shady
My teeth and my ice so white like Shady
Ice in my teeth so refrigerated
I'm so fuckin +Good+ like I'm sleepin with Meagan
I'm all about my Franklins, Lincolns and Reagans
Whenever they make them, I shall "hayve" them
Oops I meant have them, I'm so crazy
But if you play crazy you'll be sleepin with daisies
I'm such a "hayvoc" – oops I meant havoc
And my drink's still pinker than the Easter rabbit
And I'm still Cole like Keyshia's family
Stove on my waist turn beef to patties
And I ate it cause I'm so at it
And I don't front and I don't go backwards
And I don't practice, and I don't lack shit
And you can get Barry, suck my bat bitch
by TheEducator April 14, 2009
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One of main reasons Hip-Hop is dead. Anybody who knows the foundation of Hip-Hop will agree. All his rhymes consist of wannabe punchlines. The thing is, he notes the obvious in his rhymes. "Im _____ like _______." Wow, Lil Wayne can put 2 n 2 together. Big fuckin deal. Call me a hater, but you know Im tellin the truth. His flow is weak cuz like I said, its all the same shii.

Lil Wayne is a HOTT rapper. Meanin he sells records. But to consider him a GREAT rapper, is bullshii. And like most "rappers" nowadays, he only talk about money, gurlz, cars n clothes. Dont you think dat shii is old? Start listenin to hip-hop that has lyrical meaning, like what it was originally founded and grew on.

Ex. - Nas, Common, Mos Def & Talib Kweli, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye

Jus a few to name. Dont forget the Legends.
"I get ______ like ________."
"I'm so _______ like ________."

Lil Wayne'z flow.

Get off his diq. I kno Im not good-lookin, but to me, dat nigguh look like a cockroach.
by KingSergio703 August 14, 2007
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A monkey man that relates a dick with a lollipop because he is so poetic and artistic. Usually will be with his bitches and hoes or in jail. One of the main reasons why hip-hop is dead.
Lil wayne-"I am an artist and this is my art"
-actual quote

Artist-Lupe Fiasco

Stupid Poser- Lil waye
by ewoksarebadass July 10, 2010
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Some dude who got his name from his doctor when he went to go get his physical.
Doctor: I will need to check your genitals for hernias. Please remove your pants.

Lil Wayne:*removes pants*

Doctor: You must be Lil Wayne.
by WIKITIKI May 03, 2009
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The Gayest Piece Of Shit To Ever Try And Rap. His Shitty Songs Like "A Milli" and "Prom Queen" Are Worshiped By Tapout Tards Worldwide. He Cannot Rap and If You Don't Want Me To Personally Kill You, You'd Take The Lil Wayne Album Back and Replace It With "Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers" Which Is 100x Better Than Any Lil Wayne Album.
Tapout Tard: "Yo I just picked up this lil Wayne album! It's off the hizay!"

Tapout Tard 2: "Put on 'A Milli' I love that song!"
BOTH TAPOUT TARDS ARE FAGS LIKE ALL TAPOUT TARDS
by AssWhelle February 11, 2010
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A Rapper from New Orleans (probley not from new orleans, just says that to get respect) that is a "blood member"(once again, just says that for respect). He sounds like he raps while holding his nose and every once in a while raps like he's crying (duffle bag boy, Prostitute) always ends his song with YOUNG MULLLAAA BABBYY, even though there are like 15 other members, he is the only one that brags about it. He started going rock but sucks at it and realizes it so he keeps pushing back his Rock CD. He lets out a song every day and a mixtape every week. He's ugly as fuck but brags about getting hoes in his songs, and he wines with autotune when he runs out of lyrics so you dont know what hes saying. He makes out with birdman, "plays the guitar", Remixes every song out, Uses punchlines that 4 years olds say, and cant think of any thing but his last name to call his CDs
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....................and yet i'm still a fan, wow
Lil Wayne Lyrics Guidelines.........

(lighter noice, and then him lighting a blunt noice)
I'm so (word for cool) like (person that is cool)
She says i'm (word for sexy) like (somthing thats sexy)
...yeaaaaaa...(in a winey, autotone voice)
I smoke that (word for weed) like a (type of plant)
I get (either the word-money, hoes, or head) like (whatever the fuck he comes up with)
......young mula babbbyyyy

if you've heard one lil wayne song, you've (unfortunatley) heeard em all
by Lil Waynes #1 FAN!!!! November 08, 2009
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