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pretty much the worst rapper ever along with soulja boy, even though about 80% of kids my age think hes the shit but they are all wrong. his lyrics are simple and make no sense.
me- who are all your favorite rappers?

my friends- weezy, he is the best ever.

me- you do know that lil wayne is awful and you just think hes good because he sells alot?

them- your wack, his stuff is sick.

me- no, im pretty its not, he is terrible but you guys dont understand that...
by sv82790 June 13, 2010
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A complete garbage wannabe rapper. Basically all his followers are rich white pimple-covered 14-year-olds who wear tilted baseball caps and think they're ghetto or something. The only reason these snots like him is because he has tattoos and wears dreadlocks > AUTOMATICALLY GOOD RAPPER!!!1

No. Doesn't work like that. Basically all of his songs consist of him droning on about all his cash and using at least five weak metaphors per line, which he apparently thinks is being creative. His pathetic attempt at rock music failed and was panned by everyone. I hope he stays locked up so I don't have to hear that shit on the radio anymore.

You want real rap? Listen to the legends, the originals that made rap, like Jay, Nas, Game, Tupac, Biggie, Dre, Mos Def, Eazy, Ice Cube etc etc. Throw away Wayne's trash.

You think he's ghetto? The fool was in a gifted program in his elementary school and joined the drama club. What kind of gangsta does that?
Rich white kid living in the suburbs: Yo homie what's crackalackin? I b listenin to sum mad shit from weezy yo!

Me: Take off your stupid Dodgers cap you bought at Walmart and shut the fuck up. Lil Wayne is singlehandedly killing hip-hop.

RWKLITS: Yo man why u b hatiiiiiiiiinnnn??? yall know weezy is da greatest rapper alive!!!1

Me: Ah, you must not have heard of Jay-Z, Game, Dr. Dre, or Nas, then.

Kid: y u hateeee??///?? u sucha hataaaaa!!!! weezy is king!!

Me: *sigh*
by ricthetric April 04, 2010
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im a blank like a blank - what a shitload of fuck-lil wayne
by jaybo24 September 23, 2009
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The whole reason why hip-hop is dead
Person 1: Yo man did you hear that ill track by Lil Wayne "prom queen"?

Person 2: Bitch... SHUT THE FUCK UP and go listen to 1990's rap
by MicroGS November 14, 2009
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lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!

(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
by Lil Wayne Sucks Big Dick March 10, 2008
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Probably, no, definitely the worst "rapper" to ever be heard. This Line is in every single lil wayne song ever: "I'm ______ like ______" i'm not playin i listened to 10 songs in a row of his, every one had it. He only talks about himself and never raps about shit that means something. if you want real rap listen to the original rappers: Dre, Nas, Shady, Lupe Fiasco, Original Kanye, Xzibit, Proof, Tupac & Biggie.
I'm Like The Wind, I Blow.
There's a Great Lil Wayne Line For You.
by Mess2323 October 08, 2009
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a retarded asshole who accidentally shot himself in the chest when he was 12 (what a dumbass). claims that he is the greatest rapper alive and got everyone to believe him, but in reality hes killing hip hop and he doesnt even know it. other than drop the world, all he talks about is sex and women and money. he brags in every song and they all contain a line that goes something like, "I________ like ________." that isnt original. all of his fans consist of elementary/middle school kids who only listen to tabloids and whatever the news tells them. the retard raps with autotune, which is stupid, and he thinks that he can combine rap and rock, which can only sound pleasing to the ear if combined correctly. lil wayne cant do that. also, in order to be a rapper, you have to take your music seriously. u can also occasionally rap about sex and money and partying, but you still have to take your music seriously. lil wayne does not do that.
lil wayne sucks ass heres an example of his overused punchline: "Shawty says 'I lick her like a lollipop.'"
by ag1997 September 13, 2010
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