lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!
(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
A dumbass bitch nigger who is a fake ass wanna be a blood nigga, thinks he's a gang banger, and is a disgrace to all rappers of our time.
A faggot that should quit rapping and making gay tracks, and should instead, go and suck Birdman's dick nigga!!
A stupid motha fucken fake ass piru blood nigger
Some examples of rappers that suck just as much dick at rhyming as Lil Wayne does:
1. One of the many reasons why teenagers do drugs.
2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.
3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.
4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"
5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.
"Yo, you wanna Lil' Wayne it up with me and smoke some an obscene amount of weed?"
"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."
"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."
"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."
2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."
You - "Ay, yo, why?"
English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."
Has to be the most over-rated garbage in the music industry today and forever. His lyrics are garbage, his voice sounds like a cat giving birth to a dinosaur, he raps slow, and he's fuglier than a maggot in a piece of doo-doo. He's one of the reasons why people hate mainstream music and why the hip-hop industry is going down. Almost all his fans consist of 10-17 year old wigger jocks who wanna be black, so they take advice from Wayne's 'songs', if you can call them that. He even has the nerve to pick up a guitar and try to play it live, which even makes a guitar look horrible. He ruins every genre of music out there and needs to be slapped by a dildo-bat, which he will enjoy cause he will then procede by taking it up his ass. He needs to be sent back to jail, maybe learn how to come up with some decent lyrics, get outta jail, then run over and killed by nyan-cat flying through mid-air. And then MAYBE, music can go back to the way it used to be.
Cassay: Shit bro, Lil Wayne is the best thing ever! *joking*
Shaunday: Hecks yeah man, we gotta get famous through him! *joking*
15 Year Old Poser Idiot: FUCK YEAH, WAYNE IS BEAST. BETTER THAN TUPAC, NAS, ETC.
Cassay & Shaunday: YOU FUCKTARD. Go learn some real music and Lil Wayne is the worst rapper ever. WE WERE JOKING. Dumbasssss.
15 Year Old: STFU, YOU JEALOUS CAUSE YOU AIN'T HIM. GAHHHHHHHHHH!
a term for wanna be gangsters who walk, talk, dress, and act like gangster's, but dont do anything gangster. Dumbass 9 year olds use this term but think only black people are gangster.
Al Capone is white and he was a gangsta
Vanilla Ice is white and he is a wanksta
Cashis is black and he is a gangsta
Lil Wayne is black and he is a wanksta
The Latin Kings are latino and they're gangsta
Fat Joe is latino and he is a wanksta (although I do like that song "Lean Back")
Understand now that gangsters and wanksters come in all color's? I'm talking to you dumbass 9 year olds.
One of the reasons hip hop is dead, as said by the great Nas. He is the worst piece of shit i have ever heard "rap" in my life ! Claims to be the best rapper of alive, but more like the worst. Call me a fucking hater, but only those lil wayne dick riders that have never heard anything better are brainwashed and believe anything he tells them.more...
This nigga has no flow, he repeats the same shit over and over. All he does is rhyme, and that does not make a good rapper. He is a faggot who loves to get it in the ass from his big gay daddy birdman. Also hes a wanna be original gangsta that swears hes a blood and shot himself like an idiot when he was like 5. What a good role model (sarcasm) All you lil niggas need to listen to the real rappers like Nas, Immortal Technique, Ice Cube Jay Z, Biggie, 2pac, Cormega, Az, Styles P and the Luniz.
He is GARBAGE that only raps about pussy, money, weed, literally. but that what these dumbasses like i guess. i feel stupid by just listening to him. go enlighten your self with real rappers that rap about real life. you know cant relate to having a milli, popping bottles, or fucking every girl in the world. but you do feel pain and the harshness of life. please hop off lil waynes dick and listen to some real artists. YEA IM A FUCKING HATER...AND ?
From the Drake and Lil Wayne single "Miss Me" D.r.a.k.e. or Drake's name stands for "Do Right, And Kill Everything"