|1.||Hatin Azz HoEs|
Females dat talk shyt on other females cuz dey mad cuz dey see dem doin dey thang... wit dey man, money, cars and clothes! And Dem Hatin Azz Hoes can't get like dem!
I aint't trippen off dem Hatin Azz HoEs, Dey just mad cuz I got my paper Right!
Where all the OG's in the world one day wish to go to. Truly a gangsta's paradise where hoes run free and Lil' Wayne throws down each and every day.
Mang, one day if I cook it, cut it, bag it, sell it, trick a couple hoes then finally stack enough chips then I'ma move straight to lil''weezyana.
AKA Weezy Fuckin Baby, and I mean that in a verbal way.
An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
Me: Lil Wayne fuckin sucks, tha carter 3 is gonna be whack.
Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!
Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
|4.||Hatin Azz Hoes|
A female dat talks shyt on anotha cuz she see dat female stuntin wit her money, cars, clothes, an man...and she just mad cuz she cant get lik her!
I can't stand dem Hatin Azz Hoes dey alwayz gotta talk shyt just cuz I got my shyt right!
best rapper alive? best crapper alive, more like.
that was a terrible rhyme, but for comparison, it was better than any of lil wayne's.
he used the legendary 'baby picture' cover, only used before by rap legends nas (illmatic) and the notorious big (ready to die). this is a display of unbelievable arrogance.
plus, he has lost the original message of hip hop. grandmaster flash, run DMC, these guys were talking about life in the ghetto, the oppression of blacks today. lil wayne is spewing raps about money and cars and now every 8 year old is more concerned about getting a ferrari and some 'hot hoes' than learning the history of their race.
who's this new kid on tha block- lil wayne?
man, give up- in 10 years, no one will remember your reign
in 10 years, everyone will be laughing at your name
you suck so bad at rap, please abstain
bringing legends like pac and biggie shame
you think you're the best alive?
how many good entries abuot you on urban dictionary- not even five!
that alone is better than the whole tha carter iii, and i wrote that in about 5 minutes.
A Rapper from New Orleans (probley not from new orleans, just says that to get respect) that is a "blood member"(once again, just says that for respect). He sounds like he raps while holding his nose and every once in a while raps like he's crying (duffle bag boy, Prostitute) always ends his song with YOUNG MULLLAAA BABBYY, even though there are like 15 other members, he is the only one that brags about it. He started going rock but sucks at it and realizes it so he keeps pushing back his Rock CD. He lets out a song every day and a mixtape every week. He's ugly as fuck but brags about getting hoes in his songs, and he wines with autotune when he runs out of lyrics so you dont know what hes saying. He makes out with birdman, "plays the guitar", Remixes every song out, Uses punchlines that 4 years olds say, and cant think of any thing but his last name to call his CDs
....................and yet i'm still a fan, wow
Lil Wayne Lyrics Guidelines.........
(lighter noice, and then him lighting a blunt noice)
I'm so (word for cool) like (person that is cool)
She says i'm (word for sexy) like (somthing thats sexy)
...yeaaaaaa...(in a winey, autotone voice)
I smoke that (word for weed) like a (type of plant)
I get (either the word-money, hoes, or head) like (whatever the fuck he comes up with)
......young mula babbbyyyy
if you've heard one lil wayne song, you've (unfortunatley) heeard em all
DA BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reason that hip hop is NOT dead
nicknames: Young Carter, Mr. Carter, Dr. Carter, President Carter
Weezy, Lil Weezy, Weezy F Baby
Young Mulah, Young Wayne, Young Weezy, Young Tune
Birdman Jr., Lil Birdman
Mr. Make it Rain on Them Hoes
Best Rapper Alive
HE IS AWESOME ND IS GETTIN OUTTA JAIL NOVEMBER 4TH AND I CANT WAIT!!!
IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM DEN DONT EVEN BOTHER READIN DIS!
LIL WAYNE IS DA BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!