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The region between a woman's thighs which permits air to pass through freely-or not to pass through at all...whatever the case may be. Air flow is contingent on the size of any given woman. i.e. fat girls have no flow, whereas thin girls have great flow.
Can be modified to fit every situation. |
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| 58. | trainsurfing | ||
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The act of riding the exterior of a railway carriage. The only upside of this activity is the high likelihood of the surfer being squished, thus removing himself from the genepool. "Another kid died trainsurfing."
"It's just natural selection in action." |
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| 59. | Butchers Tongue | ||
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Language used by butchers to swear or insult people to there face when there is a likelihood of getting in trouble for doing so.
To speak in butchers tongue you simply say the word backwards. Examples of butchers tongue are:
cunt = tnut (pronounced t-nuk) fuck = kcuf (pronounced k-cuff) dick = kcid (pronounced k-sid) |
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| 60. | beat up from the feet up | ||
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Used to describe someone who has sexually been around the block a time or two. Or ten. Has a high likelihood of having at least one STD as well. Dude did you see that chick Jason took home last night?
That bitch was beat up from the feet up, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. |
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| 61. | elidecelis | ||
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rentboy, male who often regularly performs sexual favours for elderly women or males of any age in exchange for rent and/or board.
Will favour homosexual pursuits such as masturbating whilst watching a fat man eat several burgers. Also like watching Yawnion and has a liking for soft drugs like grass. There is a strong likelihood that an elidecelis will have failedat higher education or may be a university dropout. Young elidecelis spends more time selling his ass to granny than he does studying.
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| 62. | when tuan gets here | ||
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(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;
variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes) 1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action 2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action. 3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now 4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur 1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.
2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here. 3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here. 4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here. |
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| 63. | mcfly | ||
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Mcfly are a rubbish boyband (yes the new breed of pop punk boyband disguised as a guitar band) with absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, who are loved purely on the basis that they are famous and are 4 young guys in a band, and therefore, the impressionable female sheep of the United Kingdom go ga ga over them.
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The ugliest member (one of the ugliest guys on the planet, huge jaw freaky face etc), Tom Fletcher, has accomplished the jaw dropping feat of sounding even worse than he looks whilst he "attempts" to put on a vocal performance. They are very very crap, and their popularity amongst young girls serves as evidence that teenage females have absolutely no taste in music, of men (sorry sorry young boys) whatsoever. This puts regular young guys into a state of depression, because they know that whilst they are better looking, more intelligent and way more charismatic than these intellectually challenged little geeks, they can never compare because they lack that integral attribute of being attractive to girls - the aphrodisiac that is fame The really hilarious thing is, that the band's true heart throb, Harry Judd, receives very little attention because he is the drummer and thus in the background, whilst the band's so called "hunk" (Danny Jones) has a formidable mon... |
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