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Lameasaurus Rex

1. The King of Lame; one who chiefly thrives off the disappointment of others.

2. The anchor to all things enjoyable and happy.
Herbavores are having a party. Great beats provided by DJ Stegasaurs. The tree bark Chef Triceratops made is so tasty. Yo my boy Pteredactyl I havent seen you is so long. Dramtically the door swings open and it’s my roommate. He’s brooding with emo overtones. He pulls me aside and asks that the music gets turned down and everyone he doesn’t know should leave because he doesn’t trust them. Also, he can’t stay up late with me because he has to rock climb with his new Omnivore friends. I return to the party. "Who’s that?" they ask me. Oh, that’s just my roommate. He’s Lameasaurus Rex.
Lameasaurus Rex by kazkaz November 9, 2011
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dikeasaurus

someone so lesbian that they create their own species.
Omg Kelli is such a dikeasaurus!!
dikeasaurus by Joshika Willy August 31, 2007

likeasaurous 

somebody who goes on social networking sites and "likes" things EVERYDAY
Jenny woke up this morning, went onto facebook, and liked everything in her path. Jenny did the same tomorrow and the day after. She is such a likeasaurous.
likeasaurous by likeasaurous venum November 29, 2012

Laineasaurus Rex 

A hot bitch that makes sammiches for boys.
Hey Laineasaurus Rex ! Go make me and my bros some sammiches so we can chill and watch lax!
Laineasaurus Rex by socrzyblonde November 26, 2010

Likasaurus 

Someone who likes all your Facebook posts, even the inappropriate ones. Usually your mother, aged between 55-70, who has a rudimentary understanding of how to use the computer and the internet.
I just posted to Facebook, "Who the fuck wants to see Miley Cyrus twerk?" and my mom liked it.

Dude, you're mom is such a likasaurus.
Likasaurus by blueberryy February 18, 2014

Dikeasaurus

A lesbian who is extremely overweight and a little bitchy
Man dudem that lesbo over there is a total Dikeasaurus
Dikeasaurus by wutangnigger January 18, 2012

Jackonomous Linkasaurus 

A pre-historic creature make completely of beef jerky.
A staple in the diet of the mighty Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the smaller Slimterotops Jimeri.