A person that doesn't freely give out 'likes' on FaceBook
Oh damn man, this kid is such a 'Like' Jew.
The incredibly strong plasma sword in halo2. After gettin killed by this sword, you can't help but feel like you got jew sworded.
Moments after Tom started humping the enemy corpse he was jew sworded in the back.
Bob: You retard
Billy: Yea i got jew sworded
Team A: did you remove jew swords?
Team B: no
Team A: fuck
A fighting style specially deveoped by Jews. Is used to combat people telling jew jokes, seen participatin in "Ignore A Jew Day"(on wednsdays), or just fun for random people.
It involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender like throwing stars. While they are ditracted you lay down a whoopin' with your money packed wallet/purse untill they are unconscious(One hit should do the trick),then publicly humiliate them in anyway you see fit
"That punk was getting on my nerves, I kung jewed his ass so bad he didn't know what hit him."
"Dude that man insulted my beard, i'm gonna go kung jew the shit out of him!"
Jew 1: "Dude you totally kung jewed that kid's ass on the playground!"
Jew 2: "I know!"
Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.
Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
The act of going barefoot. Like a Jew during the holocoust
Brain: "Shoes are too mainstream, I'm going barefoot."
Adam: "You Jew Booting son of a bitch."
|6.||the jew claw|
a running joke from the ali g show. borat is terribly prejudiced against women, minorities and the like, but most of all, against jews. in one episode of the show (Borat's Guide to America) he interviews a martial arts instructor and first asks what to do if a "chocolate-faced" person comes and attacks you. the instructor really doesn't know what to say, but tells borat that in America, people try not to judge by skin tone. next, he asks how to protect himself from jewish people - what do you do if they try to hurt you with their horns? or even worse - THE JEW CLAW?
borat: "now, what if the jew, he comes after you, with his dirty jew claw?" *raises hand, shapes into claw, gestures*
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"
The German word for Jewish person, pronounced Yoo-din. When used in the correct context, it can be made to sound quite funny, even though it's not really supposed to be.
Bananaman: -points- Juden Juuuden! Juuuden!
Angry Tourist: What's wrong with you? That's insulting!
Bananaman: -sigh- You just have to like Jew Jokes, I guess.