what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.
When a batty, batty boy takes a bakers dozen worth of schwans across his lips until climax without spitting or swallowing and finally leans his head back and gurgles that goo like it's mouthwash.
After the last schwan left his mouth batty Ritt showed off for the bat's by becoming a goo gurgler for five minutes straight.
Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
|39.||what a fag|
expression used to show extreme dislike or unsatisfactory to a person, or even a thing. like the expression "fag", but is used to make a stronger emphasis.
teacher: class, we have a popquiz over yesterday's chapter, there will be twenty problems and you will have five minutes to finish.
me: WHAT A FAG
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)
"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"
yo, seta is a person on irc who is like "i am the l33tz. my boyfriend's name is colipso and uh....turtle powa!" okay so anyway when u call someone a seta, you are calling them the crusty semen you have on the dick of ur head when u beat off
colipso: seta i lubz u
seta: handjob bitch
colipso handjobz seta
colipso: ur penis, ur penis!
seta: i am jizzing
colipso: look, seta, there is some seta left on ur dick five minutes later
oh yeah five minutes passed so it dried up
1. The disease of uncontrollable laughter
2. REALLY bad cheerleaders
The word Bottory was made up by B.O., R.K., and P.K. at a school football game. The cheerleaders were yelling out,"B-O-T-T-O-R-Y thats the Cardinals battle cry!". It sounded exactly like that, but it was supposed to be "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y"...so it came to be that bottory was the bad cheerleader cry. Bottory was named the disease of uncontrollable laughter when B.O. caught R.K. laughing non-stop for five minutes and he told her she had the Bottory disease!
1."Oh my goodness those cheerleaders are so bottory!"
2."Whats so funny?! Looks like someone has the bottory!"