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LightRules Moment 

Noun; Temporary loss of all common sense and logic usually resulting in a silly remark, comment or question. Similar but much, much worse than a "Blond Moment", a "Brain Fade" or a "Senior Moment". Etymology attributed to user name, LightRules on a photography forum, term now known to be in general use in 7 countries around the world.
Why won't my camera shoot fast when I have selected SLOW mode? is a LightRules Moment question.
LightRules Moment by Pete POTN March 7, 2012

Lighthall 

A school filled with nittys and boys that think they are bad and teachers that arr nonces
Lighthall is a stupid school
Lighthall by Monica posh January 4, 2021

LightaxL 

A term used, when somebody totally got powned.
often followed by ~ed.
OMG, did you just see Nick get Lightaxl'ed?
hell yeah, by the master himself.
LightaxL by Ryan Chap December 24, 2007

light rail 

A post modern, post oil train that is basically a cross between a big city subway (e.g. metro) and an old school trolly. When serviced by a competent organization, this type of train has the potential to beat the living shit out of global warming and peak oil.

In America, however, when mismanaged by your typical urban state government, a light rail system quickly becomes a broken down version of the world's smallest joke amongst the increasing proportion of working folk who can't afford $4/gallon gasoline.

The Baltimore light rail is a vital link of the area's public transit system, yet it just makes the city look more ghetto while it does very little to reduce traffic on interstates 83 and 97. Furthermore, it fails to convince the youth of Glen Burnie and Cockeysville that pimped out Civics and low riders are not the wave of our global ecological future.
light rail by TripleCatzWar May 22, 2008

LightRules 

The logical rules by which photographers operate (and thus understand) their equipment.
The LightRules state, in part, that the effective high-speed operation of a camera shutter is controlled by (a) user setting, (b) shutter speed and (c) in-camera memory.
LightRules by Sam POTN February 19, 2008

Lightballs 

Lightballs is when a man sees a woman and his balls lift back in to the basket sack of his pre hormonal state
Man1 “did you see that fine babe over there?”
Man2 “no I didn’t why?”
Man1 “she gave me the lightballs.”
Man2 “the hell is lightballs?”
Man2 “you’ll see when you look at her.”
Lightballs by Ch1ld1shtadpole March 6, 2020