lightningbolt

Used at eatpoo to carry out a banning verdict. While inspired by the video of a fat kid in a larp throwing soft foam balls at an ogre (a guy in a tablesheet with a butt ugly mask) while yelling lightningbolt, today the lightningbolt is the feared yet worshipped weapon of the forums moderators

noob: Hi th3re guyZ! I know I don't got good art but I didn't try hard on this 1. My Mom sayZ itZ cool so I don't care if you don't like it!!1
member1: I can't believe you posted that?
member2: Thats butt ugly!
member3: Read the Rules!
member4: Lightningbolt his ass!
****Crackaboom!!!****

lightningbolt by whistle May 3, 2004

lightningbolt

Another word for banning a person from somewhere.

You are lightningbolted from this forum

lightningbolt by Micket October 17, 2003

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

lightningbot by BenPaterson December 12, 2021

LightingBlast 

vulture

LB is a fucking vulture

LightingBlast by Anonymous September 10, 2003

lightningboltalighto 

A lightningboltalighto is a lightning bolt that hit's a European person at the speed of exactly 2 miles per hour.

Miles was hit by a lightningboltalighto

lightningboltalighto by New Words for You November 15, 2022

shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt 

a vivid, metaphorical way to describe something happening with great speed, force, or intensity. It conjures the image of a lightning bolt—a natural phenomenon known for its sudden, powerful, and swift strike—emphasizing the speed, impact, or suddenness of the action being described. This expression is widely known to have originated from ice bath enthusiast and health guru Duncan Bernath.

It is often used to dramatize how quickly or forcefully something occurs, likening it to the speed and power of lightning.

"After this 5 minute ice bath, it feels like I just got shot out of the tip of a lightning bolt"
"Dude, I know!! Such a good, flames, feeling!"
shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt

shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt by UCLAphenom March 17, 2024