police lightening 

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

police lightening by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008

lighten up

to lighten up means to relax, to become less serious or less angry.

Lighten up, would ja? It was a accident.

lighten up by DannyMcgill December 20, 2006

lightening rod 

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

lightening rod by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

north american lightening rod 

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

north american lightening rod by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

lighten your shit 

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

lighten your shit by de-pube March 10, 2022

Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

Lightening by NoSnKi December 16, 2011

Lightendorf 

This phenomenon occurs when, on the way to your destination, you are caught by all the traffic lights from A to B.

Man, I was really lightendorfed this morning on the way to work. I got caught by 9 lights!

Lightendorf by kstockable September 8, 2010