| 64. | double ricky | ||
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The act of making a right turn on a red light, followed by a U-Turn, and another right turn to proceed through the light while the other bitches wait. Ooh, the double ricky, good choice.
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| 65. | Ninja Lightbulb | ||
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The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.
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| 66. | bippy twat | ||
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A shallow, generally annoying young woman, overwhelmingly preoccupied with typically female concerns such as makeup, gossip, and weddings, which leads to lack of toughness and originality, and may even cause "helpless girl syndrome", a disease known to strand women with flat tires and light bulbs that need changing. A bippy twat is also notably marked by cattiness, particularly an unwillingness to get along with other, unfamiliar women, especially attractive ones. Often a bippy twat fits the stereotype of a sorority girl, or the image of a "bitch's bitch", as described by Andre 2000 of the hip-hop group Outkast in the song "Roses". The bippy twat left the camping trip in a fit of disgust due to the lack of cell phone service, modern plumbing, starbucks, and people to wait on her, her high heels sticking in the dirt with every step she took.
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| 67. | mombie | ||
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A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.
The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.
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| 68. | Nigga Tie | ||
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A light piece of clothing worn by black people that work in jobs such as Radio Shack, Speaker City and especially SmartTech, as seen in the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin."
Also when a nigga yells at an African-American employee about trying to get a discount, and the employee cannot give the discount, giving the customer a reason to yell at him. Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
Jay: That I can't do... Smart Tech Customer: Now don't be a negro, be my nigga, help me out. Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I ain't nobody's nigga. Smart Tech Customer: Well you somebody's nigga wearin this nigga tie. Jay: Now you bein' condescending see, you've been warned 'aight? Now let's move forward amicably Smart Tech Customer: Well aight check this out dawg, first of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand 'em I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch ya mouth and help me with the sale. Jay: Okay, see, see now you found yo self a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga, nigga here now! |
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| 69. | Power Serge! | ||
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In light of recent events surrounding tasers and unsuspecting victims getting tased comes.... THE POWER SERGE!
a girl (or guy) leans chest first in the doggystyle position against a a heavy free standing object or piece of furniture. While the unsuspecting guy ( or pitcher) is "going at it" , sweaty nads and all, the girl (or receiver) secretly pulls out a hand taser (55 000 V Max) and tases the guy (pitcher) in the "beanbag" numerous times until he/she and the "pitcher" receive simultaneous Orgasms (aka "Blackout"), or until you smell burning skin and pubes. NOTE: for a better effect, turn up the heat in the room to cause more of a "sweaty-nut" effect and in turn cause more of a sizzle While doing a girl (or guy) doggystyle "Man, last night this hoodrat gave me The POWER SERGE!, it was good from what I remember, but when I regained consciousness the Ho had stolen all my money and my sack had 3rd degree burns, but hell... I cant wait to do it again"
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| 70. | runescape | ||
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Once I saw the light i quit this game, at the moment the people who play this game still need a mum or dad. Andrew Gower who is apparently #31 richest in the world, has got all his customers to worship him.
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Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, . Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers". Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form. It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better. PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner. Membership is waste, $5 a mo... |
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