| 1. | douche plates | ||
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The large plastic plates at the gym that look heavy but are actually very light. guy 1:look at that guy benching over there what a beast!
Guy 2:Nah thats just forty pounds he's using the douche plates. |
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| 2. | demerit point | ||
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demerit points are lost when a driving offense is committed. ie. speeding, driving through a red light camera, drink driving etc. But in a colloquial context, that of V plates, they refer to other sexual acts that have been committed (apart from the big one). comparable to 'the bases' or 'scoring'. 1:"Do you still have your V plates?"
2:"Yeah, but i've lost a couple of demerit points tho... ;) " |
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| 3. | Masshole | ||
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Any no driving asshole from the state of Massachusetts.Identifiable by Massachusetts licence plates on the vehicle Look at that Masshole!! Turning right, with no signal light, from the left hand traffic lane...
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| 4. | fajl | ||
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pronounced FAJ-ULL, this is a derogotary term used to insult someone who is a bit daft, although can be used in a light-hearted manner. bloke 1: "i just dropped the plates"
bloke 2: "you fajl!" |
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| 5. | crosser | ||
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That motha fukin slow ass driver in front of you who makes you miss a light because he crosses the white line slowly to make a left turn instead of scooting into the left turn lane while maintaining his speed. While you were slowing down to not ram his ass the light turns to yellow and you have to stop. Usually associated with minivans, old people, or out of state license plates. That damn crosser caused me to miss my light. Utah, typical.
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| 6. | global warming | ||
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Global Warming is here, yes it is. But it is not our fault. When the news, magazines, etc. talk about global warming they are trying to scare us. By scaring us we become more materialistic. We become worried about if something is made safely or how it affects the environment when we are done with it. So basically we buy stuff that is more expensive because it was made in an environmentally "safe" way. The truth is that global warming is a natural phenomenon. The earth was much hotter during the time of the dinosaurs than what it is now. Then it cooled down and began a series of ice ages. Obviously the earth had to warm up from the last great ice age to what it is now.
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I'm telling you that global warming is natural. It isn't a side effect of us burning fossil fuels. It is a natural result of the earths trip around the sun, the movement of tectonic plates, and an all around natural cycle that the earth goes through. Scientists say that the increase of temperature is much higher since the 1980's, but how do they really know? We obviously weren't around to watch glaciers melt after the last great ice age, so they don't really know. It's all a ploy and a scare tactic. It has been said before, on this site and elsewhere, but i want to reiterate that even if everyone in the world stopped doing anything that emitted "greenhouse gasses" the earth would continue to warm up at the same rate. |
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| 7. | Pittsford | ||
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A small, wealthy, conservative, suburb of Rochester, NY. Defies the typical "Upstate" stereotype, the town is very safe and upper-class; the people are mostly doctors/surgeons, lawyers or successful businessmen and their wives are known as P.H.W.'s or Pittsford House Wives (rich women who don't work, they are in book clubs, gourmet clubs, 'twig' and play golf, tennis and paddle tennis at their Country Clubs while their kids are at school). A little over 27,000 people live in Pittsford and 99% of them are Caucasian, majority of them drive cars over $50,000, belong to one of the 7 private Country Clubs in the town and have lake houses on Ontario Lake or one of the Finger Lakes. Pittsford kids (Sutherland & Mendon- both in Newsweek's 100 Top High Schools in America) are known as "rich bitches" by other towns in Rochester and they are basically poster children for Polo, Lacoste and Abercrombie & Fitch. Pittsford has a historic, quaint, upscale village right on the Erie Canal and there are many unique, privately- run boutiques and restaraunts in the village especially on Schoen Place. Pittsford is listed as one of 'Best Places to Live in the Country' by CNN and the town is one of the wealthiest in the nation. Pittsford is the nicest suburb in Upstate New York.
Wegman's, Canal Park, Embankment, Mendon Pond's Park (Devil's Bathtub), The Getty, Pontillo's Pizza, Garbage Plates, Country Sweet and Genny Light. |
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