| 946. | Trash Owl | ||
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Have you ever been walking around a large city at night, minding your own business, and you hear something rustling and making a soft cooing sound in a dumpster in the ally you just passed? Your curious(who isn't) so you look down the ally and you see the outline of a homeless man standing in a recycling bin. the Homeless man stops sifting(the act of sorting through garbage and making a vocal call to sound off that they've found something, typically a quiet "yes" or an awe inspiring "ooooo")and looks at you in the moon light with his large yellow eyes being the only thing you see, Then he throws a beer bottle at you and pees in your direction before running off drunk into the dark. Yeah, thats a trash owl. Look! That Trash Owl found some cardboard slippers!
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| 947. | Goy | ||
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Goy; plural: goyim; adjective: goyisha or goyish (GOY-um, goyz, GOY-ish-uh, GOY-ish) more...
1. A non-Jew (non-Jews, not Jewish). 2. Someone resembling non-Jews as Jews have typically perceived them; therefore someone who is stupid, insensitive or violent (although the word is usually used today in a light, joking way). The distinction between Jewish and goyish can be quite subtle, however, as the following from Lenny Bruce illustrates: “I’m Jewish. Count Basie’s Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor’s goyish. The B’nai Brith is goyish. The Hadassah is Jewish. Marine Corps – heavy goyish, dangerous. Kool-Aid is goyish. All Drake’s cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Macaroons are very Jewish. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won’t go near them. Balls are goyish. Titties are Jewish. Mouths are Jewish. All Italians are Jewish. Greeks are goyish. Eugene O’Neill – Jewish. Dylan Thomas – Jewish. Steve Allen is goyish, though. It’s the hair. He combs his hair in the boys’ room with that soap all the time. See how easy it is? Fidel Castro? Jewish, of course. Henry Kissinger – goyish. Marlon Brando – Jewish. Ringo is Jewish. Paul is goyish. George is goyish. John, of course, was Jewish. Talk is Jewish. Silence is goyish. Thin is goyish. Fat is Jewish. Blue is Jewish. Green is goyish. Atheism is Jewish. Converting to Christianity is, of course, goyis... |
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| 948. | Scene Kid | ||
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Scene kids are awesome. We don't admit to being scene but we totally are. We're hated by many for being who we are but we don't care. We always have a Myspace and have alliterative or rhyming names such as Shannon Passion, Victoria Vanity, or Brooke Burnout. Sometimes our names don't rhyme at all, such as Emily Suicide or Jenna Razor Blade. Our hair is very important to us. Mine is bra-strap length, dark and curly, with blue and pink streaks and long, thick blunt bangs that touch my eyelashes. Since my hair is curly I can't tease it, but if you work with curly hair right it can look amazingly scene. Of course if your hair is straight you can tease it the traditional scene-way and all that good stuff. Scene kids love to dye their hair and wear huge childish hair bows. Makeup is another thing that's important. My makeup is thick, black eyes and nude lips. The eyes are the main point so we don't play up our lips because we don't want anyone to be distracted from our gorgeous eyes. Some scene kids also wear rainbow eye makeup, but it's rather hard to pull off. Most scene kids are pale, but that's not to say that scene kids can't be of the darker skin tone too. My skin is like brown sugar, and I don't have the stereotypical straight hair, blue eyes and ghost-white skin. So anyone can be scene, if they want to. Scene kids also like to wear tight band tees and tees with random cute stuff on it like Hello Kitty. Dark-washed skinny jeans are an absolute must. Jeans simply cannot be... more...
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| 949. | Indian | ||
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An Indian is a member of a noble race. The progenitors of the Caucasian/Caucasoid race.
The original and only true Aryan people. Gave rise to people of Iran (Persians) as the Indians (Aryans) migrated north-westerly. They also migrated East giving rise to cultures of South-East Asia....notice the temples of Angkor-Wat and Bali.........also the various Sanskrit place names common in South-East Asia, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia etc. The Indians gave rise to modern languages--Indo-European languages. The ancient and honorable race of Indians are the true and pure Aryans.
To be an Indian means being intelligent, honorable and hardworking. Arjuna was a great Aryan Indian hero, and many young Indians aspire to be like Arujuna. The great Aryan warrior of India, Arjuna, saw only the eye of the bird whilst everyone else saw the whole bird, the garden, the tree etc. Being an Indian is being Aryan and being Aryan is being Indian. You can thank India and the Aryan Indians for the zero and the base 10 number system. India is Aryan, there is no Arya/Dravida divide. Dravida means south in ancient Sanskrit.........that is it. Aryan-Dravida divide is a colonial device to destabilize India and her people and it has worked but now we are changing it as we realize our Southern brothers are just that, our brothers. An Aryan skin tone ranges from light tanned, olive skinned to medium and even dark brown/black skin tones in the South. That Punjabi man is a pure Aryan. That Keralite man is a pure Aryan. Thus all Indians are pure Aryan. |
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| 950. | PERFECTGIRL | ||
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the perfect girl really exists. she is amazing. i know this cuz .well. we used 2 "talk". but she was waaay 2 perfect 4 me. i didnt deserve her. at all. so, someone else stole her away from me. lucky bastard. :( we were together for almost 3 years on and off. i wish i treated her better. im sorry:( please forgive me. tho i know i dnt have another chance w u cuz u found sum1 else. some1 who u "are in love with" so u say, not just, "love him". you say that you think hes the 1 for u :( . i couldve been the guy 4 u. but, my mistake. more...
her name. well, im pretty sure she wouldnt like this. i wont give it away but ill describe her.: she has brown hair, wavy/curly. she like to straighten it and MAN! she looks sooo nice however she does it. she likes 2 do her makeup with bright, glittery colors. sometimes, she plays it down by just going simple. her smile is AMAZING. she has rosy red cheeks. and she giggles and squeaks when she laughs. she is very poised and one of a kind. shes random and by that i mean, she kinda comes up with things outta the blue lol. shes very fun 2 be around, funny(haha) lol. and shes a little ill tempered when shes on her period lol but thats ok. i like it :) well, i used 2 anyways :( . when she thinks real hard, she kinda looks around, and makes cute little faces, then if she cant think of it, she shrugs :i dnt know" and she makes a cute little pouty face. she has a BAD memry, but for important things, she knows right away ;). she dnt take shit from no one. a... |
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| 951. | Heartagram | ||
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A heartagram is first and foremost the signature symbol for HIM (His Infernal Majesty). Despite what many people think, Bam Margera did NOT come up with the heartagram. Ville Valo, the lead of HIM, gave Bam personal permission to use it because, aside of television, they're fairly close friends. Also, the heartagram is absolutely NOT satanic. The creator of the heartagram itself (Ville)says that it is 'the 21st century yin and yang'. It's both a heart and a pentagram. The pentagram symbolizes anger, hate, all the dark, depressing things in some peoples' daily lives that not many seem to want to address. The heart is love and light, the perfect balance to the inverted pentagram. In my personal opinion, the heartagram is an amazing symbol to an awesome band. How can I give an example to show something with such a simple concept...just a heartagram...that, if I do say so myself, is fairly well-explained???
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| 952. | Golden Blonde | ||
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A color that has natural highlights in it, that can be seen as either a light brown or a dark blonde. A person with this hair color often has mixed emotions about their life. They dont really know what to do after a while. The emotional turmoil of life sometimes gets the better of them. This type of person needs friends to support them. This hair color defines who they are and people who have this color should be grateful, even when life gets hard. Shes a natural golden blonde, happy on the outside, torn apart on the inside.
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