When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.
by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014