AFR = Accidental Fecal Release
Term used by lifeguards to refer to floating poop in a pool.

A small-in-size but renowned-in-reputation village on the South Shore of Long Island, where you can find a plethora of lifeguards, bongs, surf-racks, and gossip. A place where you can't pee without the whole town finding out in an hour. The townies wear flip flops all year long, and beer pong is played, very competitvely, on any surface available. Everyone either owns a boat, belongs to a yacht club, swims, or at least goes to Robert Moses or Jones Beaches weekly during the summer. Everyone is athletically- or musically-inclined, and has unbeatable style. There is beef between private and public schooling, and a big distinction between the North and the South parts, but one thing about Amityville is certain either way: there is never a dull moment. So fucking cruise 80 miles an hour down Richmond, smoke down at Amityville Beach, stuff your face at Mike's and Blue T, pretend you don't drop into Brownstone's all the time, get your ass to the July 3rd Fair and the Christmas Tree Lighting, get big at Dolphin, wait in line for an hour at Better Bagel, and remember that this fucking Bay Village is a lot more than just Friendly.

Oh yeah, and there's always that house that random people stop us to look for.

a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.

A town on the outskirts of Boston where people like to pretend that they are ghetto, but it doesn't really work because they are all white. Although, there are lots of minorities moving in in the recent years but the hardcore Dedham residents are racist and hate this movement. The Dedham Pool is the most ghetto place ever. There are rats in the water and massive insects lurking near the kickboards. The phones don't even work and everyone that swims there is poor and can't afford the Dedham Health and Atheltic Complex. Therefore, all the black kids and white kids fight and throw each other off of the diving boards screaming racist comments and the lifeguards don't do anything because they are sleeping or making gimp bracelets. However, all the people that work there are wicked hot, so even though you have to wear a gas mask, it's worth it. Dedham High School sports are pretty good but that's all they have going for them. Anyone who doesn't play a sport can plan on working at the local gas station for the rest of their lives especially since only 1% of high school kids in Dedham don't smoke weed. Nobles is the only thing Dedham can be proud of. Also nicknamed the "Dirty D"

annoying chav/northerners that in the summer, cover our cornish beaches like a carpet, leaving not even a square inch of space for locals such as myself to sit down. they also throw chips to huge evil flocks of seagulls in the middle of town, saying 'ere, kelleh, kev, look at the luvleh berrds'.

they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.

A town on the outskirts of Boston where people like to pretend that they are ghetto, but it doesn't really work because they are all white. Although, there are lots of minorities moving in in the recent years but the hardcore Dedham residents are racist and hate this movement. The Dedham Pool is the most ghetto place ever. There are rats in the water and massive insects lurking near the kickboards. The phones don't even work and everyone that swims there is poor and can't afford the Dedham Health and Atheltic Complex. Therefore, all the black kids and white kids fight and throw each other off of the diving boards screaming racist comments and the lifeguards don't do anything because they are sleeping or making gimp bracelets. However, all the people that work there are wicked hot, so even though you have to wear a gas mask, it's worth it. Dedham High School sports are pretty good but that's all they have going for them. Anyone who doesn't play a sport can plan on working at the local gas station for the rest of their lives especially since only 1% of high school kids in Dedham don't smoke weed. Nobles is the only thing Dedham can be proud of. Also nicknamed the "Dirty D"

A town on the outskirts of Boston where people like to pretend that they are ghetto, but it doesn't really work because they are all white. Although, there are lots of minorities moving in in the recent years but the hardcore Dedham residents are racist and hate this movement. The Dedham Pool is the most ghetto place ever. There are rats in the water and massive insects lurking near the kickboards. The phones don't even work and everyone that swims there is poor and can't afford the Dedham Health and Atheltic Complex. Therefore, all the black kids and white kids fight and throw each other off of the diving boards screaming racist comments and the lifeguards don't do anything because they are sleeping or making gimp bracelets. However, all the people that work there are wicked hot, so even though you have to wear a gas mask, it's worth it. Dedham High School sports are pretty good but that's all they have going for them. Anyone who doesn't play a sport can plan on working at the local gas station for the rest of their lives especially since only 1% of high school kids in Dedham don't smoke weed. Nobles is the only thing Dedham can be proud of. Also nicknamed the "Dirty D"