A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
Punishment for eating an apple.
god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
The meaningless void between birth and death.
Life's a bitch, and then you die.
by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005
life is living.. breathing, smelling, touching, seeing, wanting, wishing, hoping, dreaming.. loving, desiring, hating, despising, grieving, longing.. life is what happens.
We all just live our lives.
by tbell February 16, 2005
context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.
life in the 'emergin' countries
by Cordelia June 24, 2004
A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.
"Life is a bitch, and then..."
by nethcev! August 26, 2006
Life is a disease, because the final outcome is death.
The life I lead is not being but becoming; I'am a becoming not a being. I'am a being when I'am meditating.
by Tony Valentine July 02, 2003