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The silliest expression of god's bent sense of humor possible.
Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs?

I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.

Yep, that's it.
by AimforAwesome May 18, 2008
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life's what you make it
-Talk Talk
life could be anything, some of it's how you're brought up and the rest is up to you.
by superflychick June 03, 2006
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A gift which we are born with to, at some point, devote to someone worth dying for.

Ironic it seems that we must lastly lose ourselves in order to truely find ourselves...
Too many years have I been floating in the iridescent pool of dreams we call a life. At last I have followed your search light back to its source which ultimatly led me to my safe home, myself, my life, you: Danielle.

I love you <3
by Dimmu80 February 03, 2004
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I shitty piece of shit that sucks I'd rather be with my friend Joey that died in a car reak or like zack who got shot in the head 2 times
by goth/punk chick May 12, 2003
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A Pointless Thing In Which I Am Currently Feeling No Pleasure , But If You Look Deep Enough You Can Decide You Have A Point In Life.That Is What Ever You Want , But You Must Trust Inn It.
life is the one thing in which we survive
by wazzatheemo March 05, 2007
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You should crawl out of your cave and get one.
by That Bum June 03, 2005
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what you don't have... boo yah bitch!
stop standing on that fucking corner and get a life!
by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 12, 2003
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