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Parents say "it is what you make it", but you can't make much of it when you can't do anything becuase they won't let you, and when yu bring up what they say, you get grounded
Unlike the game, boring and stupid
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
a crazy mix of emotions that have a heartbeat
Life is so frustrating today!

I can't believe my life...

Ahh, what is life?
by soccachick238 March 19, 2009
when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7

when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom

when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.

when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.

when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.

when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
screwy aint it??????????????/
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005
A bit of random silliness that God decided to add to the Universe after spending an afternoon drinking Pan Galactica Gargle Blasters with Zaphod Beeblebrox
See the Universe for examples. It is simply packed with them.
by VashtheStampede March 21, 2005
the activity you are participating in currently
Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)
by wittyname January 18, 2010
the most pointless and answerless word of BS on the planet. nothing positive comes out of it. when you look at it... really look at it its all negative...go ahead look back i'll give you a minute... you back? good was i right. i probaly was.
life: i was born into poverty. i grew up into poverty. because of the system (and poverty) i didn't get into college. i remain in poverty. i indulge myself in the illusion of love. i die in poverty.
by no point in details March 18, 2009
(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.
Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
by Pseudopsychotic Snoozeking July 10, 2008