It starts off easy. You're a baby, and no responsibilities are expected of you. And then you start school. And once you're a teenager, your parents will expect more and more. Then, when you move out, you have to keep a job, and eventually a family. On top of all this, you have to stay alive through everything life throws at you. You have choices, and lots of experiences to be had.

But what's the reward for going through all the tough times? Death. Yep, you'll just die no matter what. Some religions believe there is an "afterlife", and I believe there is too. But if there turns out to not be an afterlife, then I'll be pissed. (Or not, since I'd be too dead to be pissed.)
You shouldn't be able to die of old age. You should be able to die of everything else but. And your body should stop aging at about 25. That would be an amazing life. At least you'd probably have better chances of an epic death then just fading away over time.
by Life sucks but it has moments. October 09, 2010
I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"What What?"
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"Ermmmmm... NO."
by Glennjamin February 11, 2004
A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their Myspace.
What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.
Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS."
Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."
by GimmiK November 30, 2005
The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.
by Phil Gwyn July 31, 2003
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 03, 2005
is now. quit wasting it. i mean come on! your looking up the definition for life. so lame. go do something!
"see i just wasted like 3 seconds of your life. haha so lame"
by famous-ramos June 03, 2006
See Hell
Wow....life sucks...
by The Kitsune August 11, 2003
The act of 'being' in a period of time that is completed by death. The act of 'being' however is distorted and blurred by the act of 'having' in today's social twisted folk. Consequently society and its subordinates don't persue their real aim of 'being' but are forced by mass media and propaganda-spreading so-called governments to the act of 'having' which is therefore a self-destructive act and will result in the implosion of mankind.
Live life.
by Sean Black January 19, 2003

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