Life; I'm sure ya'll know who superman is, right? So you know he's got every single power in the book. The fucker's practically invincible. Anyways I feel that people our age think they're superman. Okay, so we fuck around with the stupidest shit in the world. We smoke, we drink, we snort, we shoot up, and we steal something. We fuck around with the most dangerous shit in the world but we can't get hurt by it right? "Because we're invincible." But see it's bullshit. The crime, the drugs, and all that shit well that's our kryptonite. And well I see life is like superman flying over a field of kryptonite, and his goal is to get as close as possible to that field without actually touching it, you know? And being the rebel he is. He's always testing out his power, getting closer and closer but he's still cool right "because he's mother fucking superman." But eventually superman's gonna crash into that field of kryptonite and it's all gonna catch back with him. He'll crash and burn. It's the little things in life that mess you up the worst, but life goes on for most of us. We're all still flying along like superman, but we can't fly forever. We'll all eventually crash and then it hits us. We aren't invincible, Superman doesn't exist, but everything else, all the danger, all the problems, all the kryptonite will always be there...
by letmebemyself June 03, 2009
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A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 13, 2004
Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
by ay yo July 09, 2004
A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
by Garabaldi December 02, 2003
whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?
life is ____
by james December 24, 2003
The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun
Cherish it as best you can.
by Galen Deepinglen August 05, 2004
I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
by Chewy October 23, 2004
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