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Something that stinks sometimes, a living hell, and it's not always fun and games, but at other times, it's good, like heaven. Don't always see the bad side of life, because you have to take the bad with the good.
Life stinks because of: drugs, gangs, crime, diseases, inflation, wars, poverty, taxes, rejection, discrimination, natural disasters, injuries, weapons, nuclear bomb, hot weather, terrorists, divorce, death, backstabber, racism, prejudice, pollution, global warming, pedophiles, scumbags, torture, etc.

Life is good because of: marriage, cars, party, food, medicine, friends, family, girlfriend/boyfriend, music, culture, dance, hobby, arts & crafts, beautiful girls, money, ability, strength, airplanes, babies, church, counseling, college, bikes, concerts, think, police (most of the time), resuaturants, surprises, etc.

Just because I can't think of anymore, it doesn't mean that it doesn't make life good or bad. Take the good with the bad. If you though of it, but it's not there, it's apart of it if I left something out, but that would be too many on the other hand.
by Beastieman August 19, 2007
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A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
by anonymous May 27, 2003
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 13, 2004
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Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
by ay yo July 09, 2004
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A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
by Garabaldi December 02, 2003
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whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?
life is ____
by james December 24, 2003
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The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun
Cherish it as best you can.
by Galen Deepinglen August 05, 2004
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I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
by Chewy October 23, 2004
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