When someone gives an excuse about why they are sucking ect. For example when someone gets owned on a game and cant execpt defeat.
Tim: "Damn, you only killed me cause i got serious lag."

Ian: "I dont want your life stories"
by Sam Robinson February 18, 2004
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A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.
by toee November 11, 2006
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A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
by Anna Lynn Sanders August 17, 2010
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When you stunting on the streets because you still living in your momma house
You know he buying bottles at the club because he living that third story life
by realstreetmoneytalk September 25, 2018
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