| 1. | life of ryan | ||
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a really retarded show made by one of the best (most talented) skaters of our time or maybe ever. Ryan sheckler:The new Tony Hawk. He just happened to make a really stupid publicity move, and start up his own reality show, which made all the 12 year old girls scream, and now his fan base consists of, mostly goddigging whores, and not true hardcore, from the beginning fans because they have all been shoved out of the way because of his stupid golddigging bitches.
thanks for your time. life of ryan is definately not as rad as i thought it would be...m :(
see: selling out see: disapointment |
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| 2. | boredom | ||
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Boredom is a disease that is wide spread and if handled incorrectly, can lead to death. If you suffer from boredom, please consult a friend for help.
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Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from Pandora's Box. Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter. In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see |
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| 3. | Code Beige | ||
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Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.
A life threatening level of boredom. Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige "Code beige, ralph is coming over."
"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom." "Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!" "Game over guys, we're into the beige." |
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| 4. | Xypher | ||
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A not quite badass geek/nerd who lives a life of boredom and particularly loves ciphers, but has interests in computers and gaming as well. I am a real Xypher, there is no substitution.(not a homo kid)
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| 5. | pre-life crisis | ||
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The situation regarding the realization that the care-free years of life are gone and repetitive responsibility lies ahead; occurs mainly during the pre-job, post-collegiate years. So, Joe, are you ready to get out of college?
Not really, I'm in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now. |
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| 6. | moredom | ||
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The opposite of boredom. "I never suffer from boredom, and in fact, if I suffer from anything, it's from moredom! I never have enough time to do all the things I want to do!"
-- Danny Bloom, April 7, 2009 |
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| 7. | Boredom Epiphany | ||
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The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life. Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.
((Boredom Epiphany)) You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life. |
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