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995. hopeless romantic
A hopeless romantic is not the same as a hopeless flirter. A hopeless romantic dreams of who they will spend the rest of their life with and what the two of them will do together. They want to be romanced with sweet simple things and the thoughtful amazing surprises. They dream of being loved but also loving somebody. They don't just want somebody to hold them. they also want to hold someone. They realize that love isn't just about one person but both people. they are hopelessly in love with being loved AND loving back.
My friends is a perfect example of someone who isn't a hopeless romantic. She says she wants to be romanced but she flirts with every guy. And I mean EVERY guy. She calls herself a hopeless romantic but shes not. Once she has a guy that just wants to love her shes get bored after two weeks and then when he gets a new girlfriend she suddenly likes him again. Thats not hopeless romantic thats just hopeless.
996. purchase goggles
1. when someone who is ugly/lame looks really attractive; when you find yourself having mad bone for someone who, in the real world, you would laugh at with your hot friends. this disease affects 99% of students at purchase college. it is not sexually transmitted, though it does cause victims to have a lot of sex with people who, when seen in the dining hall later, will cause them to barf a little in their mouths.

2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
if any of the following applies to you, you are most definately wearing purchase goggles.

example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.

example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
997. Hermit
I don't know how a Hermit is synonomous with loser or lazy but whatever.

Anyway Hermits are people who tend to not want to socialize with other humans all the time. Most spend their entire lives wandering the planet. Like loners they do tend to make friends, and associates, and can pretty much network with anyone, but they choose not to go any further than a hollow friendship. Though they do run in to the best plutonic relationships.

Hermits, and loners are not socially inept, but hermits tend to not like to stay in the same place for very long. Thus not permitting the time it takes to actually be in some kind of crappy group or something like that.
Hermits are alone. Though they are alone they have no problem with socializing with people, but they chose a life that leaves them alone.
998. Digital Business Academy
An organization is milpitas high school that leads students into believing that they will learn how to use flash, and windows movie maker if they join.

While this is true, students will not learn the "cool" stuff until their second and third year. What happens in the first year, you ask? Students learn how to use the basic microsoft office tools, while their friends, who didn't join DBA, take a digital art class, and learn the advanced things before the digital business kids do.

If you join the DBA, you will be with the same teachers up until your senior year, unless you take AP classes. However, the DBA cannot seem to keep a math teacher. It's like math teachers are to DBA as Defense against the dark arts teachers are to hogwarts. Not very consistent. The math teachers also tend to be new, and don't always have their lesson plan together right away. If you were to join the DBA, I would advise getting into a different math class, right away, unless the teacher has been there for a year already.
But what about the friends that you can gain by having up to four classes a day with them, You ask?

Well, while this may be well and good, in your second year, chances are you'll just be seperated from your friends anyway. You'll still have the same teacher (unless your friend leaves the DBA, or takes an AP class), but you might have him/her for fourth period, while your friend has the teacher for third.

In senior year, students leave their academy english class, and...
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999. Juggalo
NOT A FAN!!! A juggalo is a person that is "part" of the pychpathic family. There are millions of juggalos and juggalettes in the world. It's a way of life.
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--

Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."

Friend: Has never seen you cry.

Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Asks you for your number.

Juggalo: Asks you for their number.

Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.

Juggalo: Always has your back.

Friend: Runs for help in a fight.

Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.

Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.

Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"

Friend: Will help you move out of a house.

Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.

Friend: Bums you a cigarette

Juggalo: Bums you his last pack

Friend: Is there when you need them

Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them

Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet

Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning

Friend: Hides you from the cops

Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place

Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public

Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too

Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit

Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit

Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay

Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less

Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy ...
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1000. las vegas
the best city in the world. if u live here and complain about how there's nothing to do then ur a loser with no life. u probably wouldn't be happy anywhere else because you suck at life

the entertainment capital of the world. we make money off all the tourists and they get mad cuz we are taking their money.
Tourist: I loved vegas until I lost all my money, now I hate it.

Local:Yeah Las Vegas is awesome I love living here, it's so fun.

Loser:I hate living here cuz im under 21 and I have no friends to party with so I'm a sad and depressed loser. I bet Cali is better.
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