Lieutenant Dan 

A true American hero, a man who had a destiny. Forrest Gump's lieutenant in Vietnam who gets his legs amputated. Later, he helps Forrest get rich with Bubba Gump shrimp.

ICE CREAM, LIEUTENANT DAN!

Lieutenant Dan by TheBassMan69 August 5, 2008

wake up lieutenant 

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.

Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

wake up lieutenant by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019

Lieutenant Sarcasm 

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.

*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Lieutenant Sarcasm by smileyface3 January 14, 2010

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Peter's Former gold fish on Family Guy.

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009

Lieutenant Dangle 

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

Lieutenant Dangle by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

Lieutenant Sides 

Some huge sky crane motherfucker that is just boss at everything.

That motherfucker Lieutenant Sides...I swear man.

Lieutenant Sides by Poplipoplipop May 5, 2013

Lipstick Lieutenant 

A mildly derogatory term for a Warrant Officer in the US Marine Corps, derived from the WO's insignia: a Lieutenant's bar with a series of red enamelled blocks denoting the WO's grade.

Jake's a Lipstick Lieutenant now; he just got promoted from Staff Sargeant to Warrant Officer...

Lipstick Lieutenant by VetR September 29, 2006