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To lecture someone while licking them. It is annoying, but cute, depending on the person.
Gean: Put the *lick* toilet paper *lick* on the roll *lick* like this!
Tekel: GAHHHHH! Stop all this lickture!
by Mene Tekel October 05, 2008
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