What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)

by Chorltonwara September 17, 2008
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To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010
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The act of licking one's hand and bitch slapping someone with it.
by tori beth* June 11, 2007
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Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
by Andy Borne August 10, 2004
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When you suck a cock, if you slide your tongue between the head and the headskin and proceed to a long lingual caress of the headskin from within, you are licking the stamp.
Oh baby, oh, oh... lick the stamp, yes, lick the stamp of my cock! Oh yes... yes...
by Ysengrim January 3, 2004
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To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.
"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"
by Senditsammo February 5, 2019
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