What you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur.
OMG, did you see that lickalottapus? It's a real monster! And that damsel in distress the lickalottapus was going after? She was a real screamer!
an old lesbian, esp. one with outdated MO; inferring a dinosaur-like status
I thought Sheryl was setting me up with a hottie, but I ended up spending the evening with some ol' lickalottapus.