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by Terry boughton May 02, 2003
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Lesbian dinosaurs
or
two fat lesbian chicks going at it
Dude, I saw two lickalotapus today. It was terrible!
by Rock September 16, 2004
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An animal rarely witnessed in nature who survives on one's vagina.
The lickalotapus had a pungent smell of fish.
by Kevin February 14, 2003
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A primordial creature whose sole existence is based upon the gratification of the female species by oral stimulation.
I was alone in the wilderness, until I came upon a lickalotapus hiding in the bush. He, in turn, came upon me.
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Woah! Look in that tank! Those are lickalotapus's!
by CMD23 April 29, 2012
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