licensing agreement 

The stupid 500-page contract that software companies make you read before downloading their software, but nobody bothers wasting their time reading.

Man 1: Do you ever read the terms of the licensing agreement?

Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!

licensing agreement by AJFreeway March 1, 2008

self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset

self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake

self-licensing by meCHS January 1, 2013

Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape

Graduated licensing by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Graduated licensing

A form of torture used to politically assault and disenfranchise persons to starve to death without alternative limited vehicular traffic limited to 35 kph as real automobile

Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime

Graduated licensing by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Hollywood Licensing

When a celeb starts breaking up with their husband in Hollywood films getting ready for their next one, getting filled up with cum with the younger guy we all know and love. STAR WARS MARVEL DC CRISTOPHER NOLAN.

Hollywood licensing has started to develop over the past years, and now movies are starting to look cleaner, shinier, and more dramatic.

Hollywood Licensing by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

The Likening 

A condition that occurs when a girl adds you on Facebook or begins to show more interest in you by liking all your comments and status updates. Clear sign that she is D.T.F.

See "Shooting fish in a barrel"

"Here we go again, 'The Likening' has occurred. Better stock up on condoms and molly, this booty's in the bank"

The Likening by BoatHands January 8, 2014

lionsing 

The act of delivering an explicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a pro football game or season.

The Lions losing because they fumbled the ball on the 1 yard lines as they were about to score the game winning touchdown a full-blown lionsing, you could also say "they got lionsed"

lionsing by ffwolverine November 24, 2015