Jordan Libretto

She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.

Jordan Libretto is way gay, like wow like hello.

Jordan Libretto by BigPenile November 22, 2023

Lebretton

The action of cuffing someone upside the back of the head and then backhanding them across the face.

I just gave that kid a Lebretton.

Careful or I'll give you a Lebretton

Lebretton by The Lebrettoner February 19, 2009

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libretti

1. (Verb) When a women acts upon (sucking, jerking, fucking) a man's penis and he does nothing but sit there and enjoy it.
2. (Noun) A man that never touches his genitals.

1. Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome, she librettied me all night long and I didn't have to do a thing!
Guy 1: Nice.

2. "That guy is such a libretti, he'll never touch himself leading up to the day he dies."

libretti by Pmul March 12, 2008

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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