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Librophobe

1. Anyone who has a deep opposition towards books or anything of the like; the absolute parallel to the librophile.

2. Anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).
1. Librophobe Tyrone never knew how to read. Having never forgotten how to not read, he died of chicken scarcity.

2. Johnny Bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.
Librophobe by picklestein October 21, 2016
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The core libright beliefs are:
1. Government bad
2. Economy good
Libright by NotPieGuy January 12, 2022

library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye
Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!
library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009
Amazing people who are caring, sweet and are a good friend. They support their friend/friends no matter what. They are fun and definite not boring. Libras are sexy, confident, cute and hot. Don't ever lose a Libra!
Random person: Who is that?
Susan: She is a Libra
Random person: She looks stunning and so confident!

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.
Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.
Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

carpe librum 

(v) seize the book.

Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.

They are real for us.
Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it.

Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
carpe librum by puerille October 31, 2015

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.
"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish