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A word Americans has no clue as to its meaning.
Another derogatory word used by small minded bible pushing hypocrites to box anyone that has an opposing view.
Progressive thinker in an evolving society
Oh…last but not least, a person that does not agree that W.M.D spells liberation.

“Was watching Fox news and this liberal dude with the glasses next to Sean Hannity (the Jewish looking one they seem to invite every night) must be a fag as he did not agree with Ann Coulter and made her mad…she tried hard to explain in English that WMD spells liberation, he even objected to her idea of us nuking France

by Libby Rawl October 04, 2005
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1. Political tendency which, in the European context, sits firmly in the middle of the spectrum, without any strong political ideology. Synonymous with "middle-of-the-road". American liberals are considerably to the right of their European counterparts.

"A woolly liberal", "a wet liberal"

2. Theological tendency, synonymous with Modernist, opposite to Conservative or Fundamentalist.

3. An ill-defined term, often abusive, which provokes violent and hysterical reactions from Americans.
A woolly liberal

A wet liberal

A goddam liberal bastard
by Unsavoury foreigner February 16, 2005
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Antonyms: Conservatives GOP

n.)The people who balanced our budget, invented social security, and won both World Wars.
n.)The people who belive in gay rights, women's rights, minority's rights, and people's rights, and black people
n.)The people who understand polotics
n.)The only people preventing Armagedon and/or a complete totalitarian rule by idiotic southerners
adj.)To be smart
adj.)To let yourself go

Words with the same root:Liberty, Liberate, Library
Ashy Larry:Hey Tyrone!
Tyrone:What nigga? I'm smoking crack.
Ashy Larry:You a liberal?
Tyrone:Damn strait nigga

Brandine:Cletus!
Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel):What woman?
Brandine:Are you a liberal?
Cletus:Naw!
Brandine:Why not?
Cletus:Cuz... cuz... liberals are stupid. Now help me nail this here racoon to that thar tree.
by Chrispy March 12, 2005
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Hypocrites.
Idiots.
Mentally disordered.
Communistic.

In want of government control over the people.
Do not care for environment.
Use Global Warming as a fear tactic to get into power.

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If the enviro-fascist liberals really cared for the environment, they wouldn't be pushing for the Kyoto Treaty (which would destroy our economy) they would be pushing for government funds to pay to solar panels on houses, electrical powered cars and nuclear power instead of bashing Bush for not being able to pronounce 'nuclear' correctly.

Instead, they want the Kyoto Treaty while brain-washing America into wanting the same think.

The Kyoto Treaty will reduce carbon gases and destroy our economy, leaving the survival of the nation in the hands of the government instead of the free market and freedom.

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They Liberals are hypocrites too.

Most supported (Hillary Rodham Clinton too) President Bush in the War in Iraq from the start. Now they want to pull out because of the big mess it has caused.

A pull out will only result in mass chaos because neighboring countries will want Iraq for themselves.

President Bush is doing the responsible thing by staying in and finishing this fight to the end. Making up for what we started.

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The media is heavily influenced by the liberals and leftist movements.

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Liberals ban teaching God in school, yet allow it for schools to have a 'Moslem day' where you have to act like a Moslem and participate in all the prayers.

Liberals are willing to kill a baby with their right arm and hug a tree with their left arm.

Liberals push the unnatural freak show called gay marriage.

Liberals are a threat to American and our God given freedom.
Liberals: Go to war! Yes! Yes Yes!

Liberal: Pull out! Ahhh! WTF did we do?!?? I know that will only result in mass chaos, but I want to screw everything over!!

Liberal: Kyoto Treaty FTW! Destroy American economy FTW!

Liberal: Brain wash the young! Infiltrate public schools! Influence the media!

Liberal: Ban the teaching of Christianity in schools! Moslem day FTW!

Liberal: Be nice to the Moslems immigrating into America. Just because we have no idea if they will blow of the gas station they work in tomorrow, we must be nice.

Liberal: We can make peace with the terrorists. They only want us dead for a radically-religious cause. We must talk...not fight the killers.

Liberal: That illegal Mexican deserves his right as an American. He was offended. SUE SUE SUE!!!
by Darkish Raven June 01, 2007
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Liberals are masters of two things , brainwashing and censorship.
i hate liberals ....
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Well-off college students that live with their parents and have never held an actual job before (outside of "food manufacturing"). They usually major in communications, sociology, art, film, woman's studies, English, or any other major that doesn't actually require any actual effort or provides a degree you can actually start a career with outside of McDonalds.

The average liberal has read an average of 7 pages from a Noam Chomsky book and has watched 2 or 3 Michael Moore documentaries (usually while baked, how else could you watch Moore?), and thus have declared themselves to be all-knowing and all-seeing about everything. Most hardly ever read a newspaper regularly or have done actual scholarly research. They typically believe that music lyrics are a legitimate source of information.

If you disagree with liberals, they will accuse you of being a racist (even if the topic at hand has nothing to do with race), or will resort to what is known as "guilt-mongering" (it's YOUR fault that Christopher Columbus murdered millions of natives 500 years ago, as an example).
Hey look at those liberal film-majors with their $300 IPods their parents bought them and holding their $5 frappo lattes preaching about how "oppressed" they are in the US. I like their red/olive green Che Guevara t-shirts. It goes well with the Napoleon Dynamite-afros they all have.
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Someone who thinks that killing an unborn child is free choice, but killing a convicted murderer or a child rapist is "insensitive".

Someone who think the government should control all aspects of life examples: Healthcare, Education, Business, personal income, and religious beliefs (So nobody can be offended).

Someone who thinks that eliminating poverty is more important than preserving economic freedom in life.

Someone who thinks that fair taxation is not fair until the people who make more money pay more than their fair share.

Someone who supports such extreme environmental regulations that drilling for oil in the US is virtually impossible, but also fight against any source of energy that actually works (Nuclear, Coal). But they can also support ethanol that takes approximately 1.5 gallons of diesel fuel to provide the power to make 1 gallon of "environmental friendly" ethanol.
They must also subsidize ethanol companies, therefore creating a money vacuum into a doomed energy policy. Which not too mention has decreased US food production and therefore has led to a worldwide increase of countries with food shortages by the way.

Someone who supports free speech as long as it doesn't contradict what they believe, then it's no longer free speech, but "hate speech."

They must also be completely ignorant of history which shows us that increase in government control ultimately leads to the destruction of freedom. Examples: The Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, The People's Republic of China, etc.

Someone who believes in equal economic outcome (an aspect of socialism) instead of inequality based on what you earned (an aspect of capitalism).

Someone who blindly believes that the government would never do anything to hinder the freedoms of people no matter how much power it is given and the government is the solution to all economic and social problems because they actually know what's best for you, not the individual. Remember, Big Brother is here to help you, not hurt you.

There are of course many other things that you must blindly believe in order to be a liberal in the modern political American aspect of the word. Regardless of what history teaches us about government control in people's lives.
Conservative: Doesn't history show us that too much government control, even with good intentions, leads to inevitable destruction of freedom?

Liberal: That's only because the wrong people were in power

Conservative: What makes modern American liberals so different?

Liberal: Because WE have the best interest of the people on our minds.

Conservative: That's what every oppressive government in history said when they eliminated freedoms for the sake of the "common good"

Liberal: But we're different! We're not eliminating freedom, but eliminating people's choice to make wrong decisions.

Conservative: So who decides what's "best for the people", the government? How does that make you different than a socialist?

Liberal: WE JUST ARE! You're a racist! And a Bigot! And you don't care about anybody but the super rich!

Conservative: Why? Because I don't want the government to have complete control in people's lives? But instead give the people the right to prosper if they choose, or to not if they choose?

Liberal: Just shut up! You're an ignorant, Christian, redneck, homophobe!

Conservative: My point exactly.
by Ethan Daigle April 21, 2008
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