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1. A self loathing person who hates everything that's part of him. He hates his family, religion, country, Capitalism, and individual freedoms.

2. Suffers from the grass is always greener on the other side complex.

3. Person who supports free speech as long as you agree with it. Supports censorship of those he feels are intolerant.

4. Person who thinks taxes are the greatest thing since the invention of Communism.

5. Lover of deviant lifestyles which have no moral boundaries. Thinks marriage should be anything we want it to be whether someone wants to marry 1 person, 4 people, or marry a donkey.

6. Person who is childish and throws a hissy fit, threatening to move to Canada because the elected president isn't a Democrat.

7. Person who threatens to move to Canada but unfortunately never leaves.
3. I'm a liberal and you should be tolerant of all my viewpoints.
Other person: Well, I have to disagree with you Mr. Liberal on some issues because of my religious views.

Mr. Liberal: How dare you even mention religion, as a liberal I find your beliefs intolerant of mine.
by ChrisChris April 27, 2005

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A member of the extreme left side of the political spectrum, who will verbally assault any person of differing opinion on any matter under the pretense that they are closed-minded because they don't agree.

One who likes to complain about the state of the nation when a Republican president is in office, because any choice they make will undoubtedly be morally wrong.
Liberal 1:
What the fuck man, why didn't the government stop that bombing? Fucking assholes aren't even trying to protect this nation!!

Liberal 2:
What the fuck man, our government is MURDERING innocent terrorists, and our troops are DYING! Why doesn't that nazi president just leave them alone? It's not like they'll try to murder innocent civilians whenever they get the chance or anything.

Liberal 3(engaged in rioting):
STOP TRYING TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY YOU BASTARDS!!! *throws large rocks at riot police* *riot police respond with tear gas* YOU NAZI ASSHOLES YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE OUR MESSAGE!! *throws molotov cocktail* *riot police beat the fuck out of aggressor* WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 1ST AMMENDMENT??? THIS GOVERNMENT IS SO CORRUPT!!!!!
by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 21, 2005

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A conservative who has not been mugged yet.
He wont be liberal after he gets his ass kicked by a loose druggie.
by don April 08, 2005

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Someone who takes to a philosophy that contradicts or clashes with the values from which a nation was built and will ultimately help lead to the collapse of a nation to impose the clashing philosophy on the masses.

see communist and socialist
The liberals in the United States seek to destroy the USA's super power status and redistribute its wealth into the third world. Then they will place its military under the complete control of NATO and the UN, thereby ending American sovereignty.

Due to these liberals' Marxist ideals, they seek to destroy all forms of western religion. Under a delusional belief, they think that the religious right is bound in chains to their protestant christian religions. Despite their willful attempts to protect their way of life, they must be "freed" from their religion by any means necessary (even by force) by the likes of "enlightened" secular, marxist, socialist liberals.
by Omar Pineda April 29, 2005

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One who cares for America and wishes to preserve the ideals of this nation's founders, all progressive men in their day.
Ben Franklin owned a Cannabis farm and George Washington was known to toke up as well. Plus, they wrote the Bill of Rights. They were liberals. They would start a riot if they could see how their ideals are getting assraped by the current government
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1.) People who feel the need to tell you repeatedly about their political beliefs because they overestimate the importance of their own opinion.

2.) People who go out of their way to waste my time talking about how the war in Iraq is a joke...blah blah blah.

3.) Pollution to society who feel that they should be able to do whatever they want.

4.) Wannabe rebellious individuals

5.) People who love spreading their opinion, but excluding that never do anything for themselves.
John Kerry is a toolbox
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1. Someone who expects the government to take care of them and pay their way through life--with your money and mine.

2. A weak-minded individual who refuses to condemn anyone or anything, no matter how perverse or evil, because of their smug worship of tolerance.
1. Liberals adamantly protested the welfare cuts, horrified at the thought of so many deadbeats having to go out and get jobs.

2. Being a good liberal, he thinks queers are just misunderstood and Osama bin Laden has a respectable opinion that should be heard.
by Tony12 July 03, 2005

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