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In the United States, a Liberal is:

1. Someone who kills babies.

2. A terrorist.

3. An idiot.

4. A Nancy boy.

5. Someone who wishes they were European.

6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.

7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.

8. Someone who does drugs.

9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.

10. A mouth-breather.

11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.

12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.

13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.

14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.

15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.

16. A Democrat.

Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
Fuck Liberals and Democrats. The Jackass is an appropriate symbol.
by Fuck Shit Piss March 26, 2008

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A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.
The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!
by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005

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A person, generally associated with Democrats, who often contradicts him/herself on many issues. They generally have good ideas, but do not think very much about the issues at stake. Their general views tend to be: anti-war, pro-abortion, pro-taxes, anti-religion, etc.
On racial relations: Liberals will ensure "equality" of minorities by giving themselves fewer rights.
On the environment: Use tons of paper to protest cutting down a forest.
On personal responsibilities: There are none. The government must stop every choice a person makes before said person makes that choice.
Liberals want all Constitutional Rights enforced, except the right to bear arms.
Liberals support abortion, but reject the notion of killing terrorists.
Liberals claim George W. Bush is an incompetent boob, yet claim he masterminded 9/11.
Liberals believe in evolution, but shun survival of the fittest.
by Some other guy September 07, 2005

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Essentially, a gay hippie.
"That liberal down the street sure loves men."

"Yeah, you're right. He's gay."
by Zachuchan January 28, 2008

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As its used today, a liberal is someone who still thinks its 1969. A liberal's good taste in music and art is usually off-set by minor priority flaws. You know you're a liberal if you would tie your self to an oil drill before you would give 5 bucks to a homeless man.
Damn tree-hugging hippies are just a bunch of liberals.
by Damn tree-hugging hippie March 31, 2005

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1.NOT to be confused with a democrat. A liberal is a person with a far left mentality who is so far gone they refuse to listen to anyone else’s point of view. The hypocrisy of the liberal doesn't stop there, they constantly protest other peoples way of life and life choices under the label of freedom never realizing that all the protesting and complaining they do only creates more laws and rules thus further restricting freedom.
2. Hypocrite
3. A follower who believes they are a leader.
4. A person who makes decisions based on emotions or off of what another liberal said never from facts.
1. In the state of California liberals complained compulsively about building a natural energy source. When the state finally did build a windmill field. The liberals protested it claiming it was killing birds that flew into the energy windmills.
2. Ted Kennedy
by KungFu April 04, 2005

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1. An individual or group of individuals that embrace all views...unless you disagree with them.

2. Most of the media.

3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.
Today's liberals want to make the world a better place...as long as they don't have to make the big sacrifices, and someone else does.
by tradesman March 31, 2003

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