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1) Aging hippie douchebags who think they know whats best for america.

2) Teenagers, who found it convenient to start being a liberal when pot and sexual experimentation became accessible in their life.

3) That eco terrorist who lives a few houses down from you.

4) Almost everyone in college.

5) PETA
Liberals know that living in tents/compost piles while having free unprotected sex and kissing a gay man's ass is the CORRECT way to be ethically, environmentally, and politically correct.
by Miley the slut April 27, 2009
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Idiot pieces of worthless shit that have no contribution to this country what-so-ever and would rather take most of their time protesting against everything. Meaning: Making weed legal, oh yeah and the rights of free willy.... who knows nothing, like you. Go smoke your god-forsaken bong, get a frikin job, and fall off the face of this earth. LOSERS, who consist of mostly: hippies, tree-huggers, people with a John Kerry bumper sticker, and bums.... because they want free health-care... whatever
Liberal Pussy: I'm going to go protest against everything today, then I'm gonna go have sex with my dog, and then after that I am gonna go smoke some crytal-meth out of my pipe! Who'da thunk?!
Me: You! need to shut the F*** up and let us protect the country. And stay out of our way, liberal pussies
by MissBarry February 07, 2005
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Liberals are people holding a political theory based on an idealist view of human nature. They continuously attempt to orchestrate government in an effort to create what they believe will be a fair society. Unfortunately, because life is not fair, their very optimism most often means they are incapable of the pragmatism or practicality necessary to make their plans workable, resulting in dystopian consequences which they traditionally blame on conservatives.
Liberals are typically idealists who wish to impose freedom and equality by forcing everyone down to an average rather than allow anyone to be inferior to anyone else. Socialists, Charles Schumer, Bill Clinton, John Kerry, college students, protestors
by Vaarok December 23, 2005
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Bleeding-heart, guilt motivated, America ruining, Managerial-State supporting, weak, wimpy, senseless, communistic, socialist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-free market, multi-culturalist, anti-white, pro-tax, and dinosaur idealogical person who has every complaint but no solution for anything.
Q. Damn, what do we do about illegal immigration? I'm in construction and can't get a job.

A. Let's give them food and water so they have a safe crossing and when they get here sign them up for welfare benefits thats the good liberal thing to do.
by Libertarian Dustin January 17, 2008
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Hate Americans but love terrorists.

Want to understand the terrorists feelings.

Want to understand child molesters feelings.

Want to understand mass murderers feelings.
You get the idea.They're mentally ill.
by liberalism is mental illness February 19, 2005
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An ideological group driven by emotion rather than reason. Truly believe they're intellectually superior to everyone else, much to the amusement of everyone else.
Conservatives/Independents/Libertarians: We really can't afford to buy everyone in the United States a house, car, and private jet.

Liberals: Think of the children!1!!!1!
by RO191 June 11, 2010
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In modern American terminology, a liberal is one who falls to the political left on most issues. These people, although good citizens, seem to enjoy muckraking and slandering most of the time. They say they like America and her laws and policies, but they end up just protesting, which is ok, but they tend to do it negatively. Overall, the modern use of the word liberal is just an insult, such as calling one a jackass, which, coincidentally, is the Democratic Party's symbol.
That guy listens to phish records, smokes pot, and is a public nuisance. He must be a liberal.

ps, im not conservative.
by Enlightened America March 22, 2005
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