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1. cartman's mom
Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.
The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.
2. Eric Cartman
Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?
3. Eric Cartman
All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.

Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman

Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america

:The other fat cartmans,all of them are

fatter versions of him

Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.

Dislikes: pretty much everything else

He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....

Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)
4. No kitty, this is my pot pie
*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"
"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.
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