Levels of Love

A code used by self absorbed women who repeatedly cheat on every boyfriend or husband they have ever had. Levels of Love can be detected by terrible excuses.

Level 1 - Sleeping with someone she met at a party - "I don't want to talk about last night. Can we just forget about it, please?"
Level 2 - Spent the weekend out of town with a friend with benefits - "I was taking care of a sick friend all weekend."
Level 3 - Hooked up with an ex-boyfriend - "Had dinner with my old boyfriend then helped him move boxes."
Level 4 - Went home with a guy who tipped well - "I got really drunk while working the bar and stayed at a friend's last night."
Level 5 - Hooked up with her ex-boyfriend again - "I slept over his house because he had air conditioning."
Level 6 - Oh the humanity! Too horrible to mention.

Fran: "I asked how her friend's party went last night and she said she wanted to forget about it and not talk about it ever again."
Dave: "Oh dude! She must have bumped uglies with someone at the party. She's using the Levels of Love code. Drop her before you're on her STD train."

Levels of Love by dunagain10 September 10, 2012

Levels of Starriness 

(Noun): An informal term used in computer science, specifically in the language C++. It is used to describe pointers and pointer notation. A pointer has one level of starriness, while a two-dimensional array has two levels of starriness.

"Since I deferenced this pointer, it has no levels of starriness now."
"My pointer to char pointers have two levels of starriness."

Levels of Starriness by C++=B- February 17, 2020

levels of ball pain 

1. The one that you laugh about
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt
3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly
4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day
5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life

the levels of ball pain are to sick to reproduce

levels of ball pain by adam and aj January 17, 2008

Levels Of Douche Baggary 

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.

Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?

Levels Of Douche Baggary by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009

Levels of Rock

There are many different levels of rock. They range from the tapping of the foot level to the head banging level. Each level creates a different feeling in the person listening. The highest level is what some would call a music orgasm. Best found in "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse.

"Dude, did you feel the levels of Rock?"

Levels of Rock by Ameco January 20, 2009

Levels of Sex 

1. Solo work
2. Partners
3. Threesome (Partners and an extra)

4. Two pairs of partners
5. Two pairs of partners and an extra
6. Orgy

**Add one to each if there is a camera man.

What levels of sex did you do last night? Levels 3 and 4. How about you?

Level 5 my chink!

Levels of Sex by BigChungus0321 March 29, 2019

levels of High 

When smoking weed there are 5 levels of being high.

1 Buzzed(Just enough to feel slightly intoxicated)>Only pussies get buzzed

2 High(An awesome feeling of bliss all over everything is better high
3 Really High(You will probably not do anything productive;for celebrations etc)

4 Stoned(You don't want to think about things so you get stoned)

5 Warp Vision(Special Occasions where you smoke so much time skips see separate definition

6 Passed Out(What are you a junkie man? You just ate 60 bucks worth of weed you'll be out cold pretty soon. What a waste!

John: So want to smoke some green girl? What levels of high you want to do?

Amy: Hell yeah i'm thinking I want to be at 3 or 4. how much we got?
John: I just picked up an 1/8 be a dare devil and get warp vision with me.
Amy: Well the boss has been a real ass lately, why not I got nothing to do tomorrow!

levels of High by weed warper 2 February 18, 2012