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Somebody on a message board, mostly wrestling ones, showing their level of intellect by talking about two wrestlers having a "fued", rather than a feud which they are actually having.
Normally I wouldn't mind, but it seems there are hundreds of people that can't spell the damn word right, so I'm doing them a favour. "i hope we see and exciting fued between jbl and john cena." - Bad spelling, bad grammar, and a complete inability to spot a talented wrestler in favour for a couple of really bad ones.
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| 23. | Tardasawrus | ||
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A person who is such a complete retard, that the words "retard" and "tard" just aren't enough to express the level of their retardedness. That guy is a complete Tardasawrus!
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| 24. | post-ironic | ||
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adj. Term used to indicate a hipster connection to a nostalgic item. Also used by pop-culture elitists to determine an item as 'passe' in the hipster subculture, but can be still discussed in a sarcastic sense-literally, post-ironic.
Assoc. with post-post-ironic, post-post-post-ironic, etc. (usually, each additional prefix represents an additional level of separation from coolness). "When I saw a picture of Justin Timberlake wearing a trucker hat, I was wondering if he was being post-ironic or if he actually thought it was cool."
"Enid's outfit was the epitome of subculture Elite, complete with a post-ironic plastic Best Friends necklace from 1995." |
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| 25. | Water Temple | ||
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Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.
The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level. Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole. It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve. The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game. I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.
--- Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked! Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple! |
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| 26. | juggalos | ||
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Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care. These people are outcasts because they want to be, my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass. They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them. Pick any Juggalo website (or anti-Juggalo) and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world, every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ (original Juggalo) it would explain an awful lot. I thought that being part of the clown culture was all about (how do you guys say it..) "PHAM-I-LY, PHAM-I-LY..." I saw the line for the Shaggy show in Denver this last weekend, fights, drunks, an accused rape, trash all over the street, I don’t ever expect to be inside the clown culture or even to understand it, but I came here hoping to get maybe a feel for it. Hell, his last weekend I even went as far as to ask a couple of people that call themselves Juggalos', but all I got was some drunken, pathetic run about “haters” (or hatas') and a demand to vote for sugar. All that family and ninja talk, it’s all just a bunch of crap, isn’t it. You folks are the real “hatas'“aren’t you. You throw full soda bottles at passing cars of people that never did anything to you, you wrecked the only venue in Denver that would dare to have the Juggalo’s come and worship their god, and now I understand that Twiztid show will be the last of the Juggalo shows to ever play there and you guyz can’t even get along here on the web. Some PHAMILY! I don’t look crossways at the Juggalos for not being like me, god knows, I’m a pretty square person. I don’t have what it would take to ever be a part of the clown culture, but I think it’s interesting and mysterious. I only hope to ever view it from the outside though, I could never hate the way you guyz do, nor could I ever show the complete lack of respect for other people that the clowns do. WOOT WOOT !! more...
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| 27. | Flyff | ||
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A great mmorpg until you get to level 40 or so. You think your making friends but it turns out they really don't give a shit for you. Guilds are full of emo drama and everyday convos in towns are normally not in English. You'll make friends only to lose them later cause all they care about is levels, how much you play, and clockworks (The toughest boss in the game to date). So in other words if you don't devote your life to playing this game about 99% of the time, the so called friends you made will show their true colors. Cursing you for inactivity and/or kicking you out of the guild if you were in one.
All that is for about levels 40-60. All this crap only multiplies after people hit level 70. There have been many cases of great friends and wonderful people miraculously turning into complete, arrogant jerkoffs after reaching said level. To summarize. You'll learn to hate the game as the levels increase. Guy 1 (Level 20): Hey there how goes it? Having fun playing Flyff? :)
Guy 2 (Level 20): Oh not much..this game is a real blast! Ready to spank some monsters? ;) --Few months later-- Guy 1 (level 60): Hey what's going on? How about we hunt some giants and take some names huh? What do you say? ;) Guy 2 (level 70): stfu noob busy kill cw lolx (cw is short for clockworks) Guy 1: Huh..? *Guy 2 blocks Guy 1 after calling him a noob a few more times* |
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| 28. | No Springs | ||
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to be used in a state of desperation or complete disappointment. the term no springs is in reference to a 50's infomercial on the importance of springs in everyday life. when you have taken a really hard test and the teacher has evaluated the paper unfairly, simply state your ultimate level of disappointment by using the term "aw...No Springs" in a simple monotone statement
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