Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

Pension Leeches by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019

leecher 

It refers to the act of giving yet providing nothing of substance in return, as it is named after the parasitic organism a leech.

Leecher can be applied practially to peer to peer file sharing protocols, or networks (Bittorrent, Kazza Fast Track, Gnutella}, in which the leecher consumes bandwidth by downloading, yet has no will to upload or give back to a community.

Particularly in Bittorrent, leechers are not actually increasing their performance, but possibly are decreasing it.

I know a leecher who in order to acheive maximum network thourough-output restricts uploading while bittorrenting.

leecher by Indrid Cold August 8, 2004

Mom's leecher 

Some kid (in some cases teenager) who asks his mother for money every 10 minutes to buy something really stupid (Cash for MMORPGS or videogames or candies and shit)

Delox: Mom i need NX so bad im addicted to Maplestory
Mom: Ok, i got 50$
Delox: Mom omg 100kNx are 100$
Mom: Fine there u are
Delox: WOOO~~~~
J.D: D00d you are such a Mom's leecher

Mom's leecher by Puyex!! October 8, 2009

Party Leecher

Someone you don't want to come to your party and purposely don't invite, but that you also don't want to tell they can't come. That person finds out about your party through the grape vine and invites themselves and does inevitably show up. The chance of the party being ruined is also significantly increased by this persons presence.

The Party Leecher calls you a few days or a week before your party to talk about something and then before hanging up says, "So I heard from (insert any name)'s brother that you are having a party. What should I bring?" You've just been, Party Leeched.

Aubs: "The fuck is that faggot doing here? He ruined the party." Jay: "I didn't invite him, he found out from someone else. And I can't tell him he can't come." Aubs: "Classic Party Leecher."

Party Leecher by JJ Sizzles October 28, 2010

Leeches 

A person who sucks and sucks.. they use you and then they move on when IT doesnt need you anymore or when IT doesnt see you on its radar....

you normally give them a kind helping hand out of pity because they are lonely and they seem harmless, but they will take advantage of you and in the end you dont even get a ....Thanks for all your help!

This is how they appear....

I dont have anybody here....i need help... without you i would be lost, i was supposed to meet a friend here but he stood me up so many times...
(Ohh dont worry Amanda, <<even though i dont even know who you are and i feel sorry for you...>> i'll help you find a place to stay, introduce you to people and i will be around if you need me, i know you are new in town and i will show you my hospitality )
Reeeeeally? ok then...I need thisss.... can i borrow that.... can i stay in your place for a while like.... every single day, can you come with me to do this, im sick do you have something, i ran out of sugar can i....
YES, ofcourse, anytime <<i would say>> until you finally realise, WTF you life sucking bitch!!

LEECH ALERT<<when you realise you are being invaded by leeches....keep them as far away from you as you can, when they come over, dont answer the door, when they ask you out, make up something like your toenail hurts and you cant go out, remember out of their sight and out of their minds, so stay off the places they normally visit, and they wont disturb you anymore, hopefully they will get the message and will probably find another naive person to suck on>>

Learn your lesson, and dont let it happen again!
Remember Karma will get their fucking sorry asses!!

Leeches by Karma is here! September 12, 2009

leecher 

A leecher is a person on some type of internet community (torrent, forums, ect.) who downloads as they please and never contributes back to that community. Often characterized by low post counts or having nothing in their shared folder. Leechers steal a network's bandwidth with downloads and potentially can cause it to lag. Derived (obviously) from the parasite with many similarities to a Leecher.

{18:43} <&Shade> Aero, click the members link in the forums!
{18:44} <&Aeroadm> Why?
{18:44} <&Shade> I did the math, only 3% of the members have posted more than 10 times!
{18:44} <&Aeroadm> leechers....
{18:44} <&Shade> Yea, yo DL! Delete those SOB leechers!
{18:45} <~Dark_Llama>Wha? Nah man, They boost the member counts :P
{18:45} <&Shade> -_-
{18:45} <&Aeroadm> -_-

leecher by The Real Shade July 30, 2008

lovecheese 

Lumps of sweat and dead skin that accumulate under the breasts of a woman, a lot like male smegma.

She never washes, therefore she now has tons of lovecheese under her breasts!

lovecheese by Pik October 29, 2006